The Retirement Thread
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Tenkaykev
Guru
I read a recent post where he was referred to as “ Eggs Benedict Cucumber Patch “ 😁
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I may or may not drop in sometime today. If I am not around, I'd like to wish all you reprebate old farts a very happy Christmas. It gives me great pleasure to bring you lot down a peg or two each day.
I'm off to wash my Christmas bloomers. I have to get them Ready for tomorrow. Father Christmas had a big hole in his bag one year and dropped in to ask me to lend them to him for a few hours which of course I did. It saved him losing some of his presents, so I always get them ready just in case he needs to use them.
Stay safe and have a great day.
I'm off to wash my Christmas bloomers. I have to get them Ready for tomorrow. Father Christmas had a big hole in his bag one year and dropped in to ask me to lend them to him for a few hours which of course I did. It saved him losing some of his presents, so I always get them ready just in case he needs to use them.
Stay safe and have a great day.
classic33
Leg End Member
You were about a lot earlier than that!morning, I was going to get up at 8, but it was still dark.......so stayed in bed
numbnuts
Squire
I know are you checking up on me
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
I think I plugged it myself here a few weeks ago after watching it with (bubble) pal. We enjoyed it too but she missed a couple of subtleties which I pointed out after the film.
Just watch the film. The trailer gives too much away, as they often do.
I have to pretend to be one of you now...
Not in terms of getting up before going to bed (it is 11:30 and I am still in bed, but I have been awake since 10:45 and I didn't get to sleep until gone 05:00).
No, in terms of pointless housework. I have promised that the house will be tidy for my guests.
My spider pets will be chased away to hidey holes and the fruits of their webby labours destroyed by frantic hoovering.
I have already moved my piles of paperwork and caught up in the kitchen.
For 24 hours I will pretend to be a tidy person but once my guests leave, the spiders can come back out to keep me company again!
Dave7
Legendary Member
I have a Ninja cogitator.
It does a very good job imo.
Dave7
Legendary Member
Are you not going to wish ME a Happy christmas ?? You mentioned "all the reprobate old farts" but left me outI may or may not drop in sometime today. If I am not around, I'd like to wish all you reprebate old farts a very happy Christmas. It gives me great pleasure to bring you lot down a peg or two each day.
I'm off to wash my Christmas bloomers. I have to get them Ready for tomorrow. Father Christmas had a big hole in his bag one year and dropped in to ask me to lend them to him for a few hours which of course I did. It saved him losing some of his presents, so I always get them ready just in case he needs to use them.
Stay safe and have a great day.
Dave7
Legendary Member
Latest breaking news 
I went to the Spar for the mushrooms. Very few people in so........
I decided to brave it and go to the butchers. Not many people in but they were all stocking up for the end of the world
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Got myself some bacon, some nice sausages and some eggs.....so I am sorted.
Then visited the auntie.
So all done and I can now chill.
I went to the Spar for the mushrooms. Very few people in so........
I decided to brave it and go to the butchers. Not many people in but they were all stocking up for the end of the world
.Got myself some bacon, some nice sausages and some eggs.....so I am sorted.
Then visited the auntie.
So all done and I can now chill.
classic33
Leg End Member
Here you go!Are you not going to wish ME a Happy christmas ?? You mentioned "all the reprobate old farts" but left me out
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lEgiA3O0u48
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Are you not going to wish ME a Happy christmas ?? You mentioned "all the reprobate old farts" but left me out
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A special merry Christmas to Mr Dave
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Deleted member 1258
Guest
A contradiction in terms, a turkey stuffing and gravy batch that needed a knife and fork.
Salad Dodger
Legendary Member
Hello again, world!
Our shopping trip was successful, with the added bonus of a very good breakfast at a local cafe.
No further signs of rodent activity to report.
Its time to get the Christmas nibbles out, and maybe I will sneak in a small sherry before tea. Tonight, it will be gammon, egg and chips, which is a family Christmas Eve tradition.
Stay safe, one and all, and have a good day.
Our shopping trip was successful, with the added bonus of a very good breakfast at a local cafe.
No further signs of rodent activity to report.
Its time to get the Christmas nibbles out, and maybe I will sneak in a small sherry before tea. Tonight, it will be gammon, egg and chips, which is a family Christmas Eve tradition.
Stay safe, one and all, and have a good day.
