The Retirement Thread

[Salad Dodger]

Good morning, world!

Its dull, but not actually raining, here on Planet Thanet and its currently nearly 8 degrees.

Mrs Salad wishes to visit the sales today, in a quest for some new bedding.

Our daughter is psyching herself up to start work on painting her new kitchen. I think she is hoping for some help from Daddy......

Neither are particularly attractive options!

Keep safe, everyone.

 

[Chief Broom]

Morning Folks the freezing wind has dropped and hopefully possible to go for a spin unless its icy of course
Bought some cycling gloves a while back which were too small, so as they were cheap ordered another larger pair which i recieved. A few days ago they mistakenly sent another pair, so i now have 3 pairs of gloves!
Re- Bruce Stupidface...theres a whole load of actors who produce the same garbage and have no integrity whatsoever. Their gravestones should read something like 'arrogant ****** made lots of dosh from mindless violence and a disservice to the human race....good riddance.

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

Good morning all, a damp start but appears now to be getting brighter.

 

[Drago]

I have belatedly risen!

Very foggy here in Poshshire, so may give my ride a miss today in the interests of not being gathered up by some morning after pithed up roger ramjet.

I have a setmof new tuners and a new pickup for one of my basses, so may spend today in surgery.

@Salad Dodger I was born on Thanet, on the Manston Road not far from the airfield. Not on the actual road, but in a house. My Grandad suffered a heart attack and my parents flew south to see him, and I popped into the world a month early and thus became the only Scotsman to also be born a Man of Kent.

 

[BoldonLad]

I've spent weeks deciding on which phone to buy. Tonight I was ready to press the button on a Galaxy A72 only to discover it is discontinued. The phone was launched in March of this year. I asked Samsung and have been told it is completely sold out and they will not be making any more. It's still available on Amazon but I'm now very suspicious. Why discontinue what seems to be an outstanding phone?

I'll sleep on it but it's looking like a Galaxy A52s 5G. Curry's in Chorley have one in stock and the young woman who works there is extraordinarily helpful. I always make sure to buy from here in case she gets a bonus.

I bought the Samsung A52s 5G for my technophobe brother-in-law, direct from Samsung, online, about a month ago. He is very happy with it.

 

[Drago]

Of course hes happy - the 5G waves have permeated his brain and made him that way.

 

[Dave7]

spaghetti is the main dish, toast is a side dish so it's spaghetti with toast

It is transitional.
You cut the toast (to the size of yer gob) .... shove the spaghetti on and WALLAH.....you have spaghetti ON toast.
A result as you get exactly what you want but without soggy toast

 

[Mo1959]

Very foggy here in Poshshire, so may give my ride a miss today in the interests of not being gathered up by some morning after pithed up roger ramjet.

That made me chuckle. One of the PTIs at the prison service college who gave us our C & R training was nicknamed that!

 

[Dave7]

Tin spaghetti on toast beside the toast or even under the toast ..
It has to be Baked Beans on Toast. ………………….

Being a top chef and therefor very versatile I can change on a whim. Beans......spag......beans......spag. its all good.

 

[Mo1959]

Being a top chef and therefor very versatile I can change on a whim. Beans......spag......beans......spag. its all good.

You sound nearly as good as me!

 

[Dave7]

Using a toastie sandwich maker is even better. Piece of bread. Spaghetti then another piece of bread slapped on top and toasted. Lovely

And even more soggy

 

[Chief Broom]

Just had a look out

 

[Dave7]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

Incoming junk mail..."Former Nazi Doctor Makes Manhoods 68% Longer..."

Who actually responds to that crazy stuff?!

I mean...

• Would you let a Nazi mess with your genitals?
• Should a 110 year old doctor still be working?
• What would anybody do with a 10-11 inch penis?

PS I suppose that it could be a neo-Nazi doctor and therefore a lot younger than 110! And 1.68 x 3.5" might actually make sense. Let me know if any of you want the contact details!

I have a wife that can do that at any time

 

[Dirk]

Morning all

Good nights sleep had in Minehead.
We watched a film last night on our mates humungous TV - 'The Power of the Dog'. All the reviewers were raving about it.
It's basically a Western where nothing happens, with gay undertones.
Well, that's 2 hours of my life I won't get back.
I wonder what we'll watch tonight?

@Drago where ya been, fella? We were about to report you to SAR.

 

[PaulSB]

I bought the Samsung A52s 5G for my technophobe brother-in-law, direct from Samsung, online, about a month ago. He is very happy with it.

Thank you.