The Retirement Thread

[Mo1959]

It's pieces up here...i.e. a jeely piece.

 

[Dave7]

I eat sarnies.

Strange.........
I eat jam butties but cheese sarnies.
Don't ask as there is no logic to it.

 

[welsh dragon]

Crikey. I'm sure Mo talks a totally different language to everyone else.

It's getting a bit breezy here to say the least.

 

[pawl]

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Ooooo WD eats sandwiches. Now there's posh for you.....😄

But what sort of sandwich Cheese sandwich bog standard Salmon sandwich a bit more up market.A toasted sandwich

 

[Dave7]

Have we done with barms now?

Sitting room?
Parlour?
Front room?
Lounge?
Drawing room?

We have a lounge.
As kids we had a 'best room' or parlour.

 

[Mo1959]

Crikey. I'm sure Mo talks a totally different language to everyone else.

It's getting a bit breezy here to say the least.

Haud yer wheesht!

 

[pawl]

I always thought it was a jetty

As kids we always called them Jittys

 

[Dave7]

Does the skullery maid make them for her?

He IS the scullery maid

 

[pawl]

We have a lounge.
As kids we had a 'best room' or parlour.

How about we make the next one the smallest room in the house as it was once called or the one out back.
I’ll start with Lavi

 

[Tenkaykev]

Good morning folks, I was rummaging around for a micro sd card and found an old Samsung compact camera at the back of the drawer. I thought that I’d better copy the contents before erasing it and found some photos from Mrs Tenkaykev’s solo LeJog In 2015 and her “ take the bike to the daughter “ solo trip from Poole to Edinburgh in the following year. Her iPhone camera packed up en route but I was able to post the Samsung to one of her planned overnight b+b stops. Been interesting looking through the photos and reminiscing 🚵‍♂️

 

[Dave7]

Who do I complain to ?
The mornings are supposed to be getting lighter. Seems to be working in reverse

 

[pawl]

So today is better than this day last year, last year it was snowing and today its raining.

Neither motivates to get the bike out. I’ve turned into a aged wimp

 

[welsh dragon]

Haud yer wheesht!

Bloody hell. You sound like Rab C Nesbitt

 

[Dave7]

How about we make the next one the smallest room in the house as it was once called or the one out back.
I’ll start with Lavi

To my mother.......toilet.
To my wife.............bog
Occasionally......the crapper.

 

[Mo1959]

Bloody hell. You sound like Rab C Nesbitt

Thank God I don't have his physique or string vest!