Mo1959
Legendary Member
- Location
- Perthshire,Scotland
He's maybe off to join the British Olympics squad to train up for his 5 minute mileHe keeps founcing. I swear to god I have whiplash from it all
The Retirement Thread
- Thread starter Dirk
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ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
He is too busy filming for a new movie to spend time talking nonsense with us!
The film is a thriller called Bassist Instinct. It is about a would-be rock star who picks up groupies after gigs and takes them back to a Travelodge room where they have frenetic sex for the duration of the killer's favourite song...
While the exhausted groupie sleeps off their seconds of passion, the killer reaches under the bed and whips out a huge Fender Precision Bass with which he beats the fan about the head, rapidly despatching them to that great gig in the sky.
The film is a thriller called Bassist Instinct. It is about a would-be rock star who picks up groupies after gigs and takes them back to a Travelodge room where they have frenetic sex for the duration of the killer's favourite song...
While the exhausted groupie sleeps off their seconds of passion, the killer reaches under the bed and whips out a huge Fender Precision Bass with which he beats the fan about the head, rapidly despatching them to that great gig in the sky.
GM
Legendary Member
- Location
- North of the river
G'day all... First, belated congratulations @pawl hope you both have many more celebrations 
Been a funny old week here. Mrs GM's brother died on Monday, he had been dying for the last 8 years when he had the last rites then, so it was no real surprise, still sad though. We didn't know the funeral was going to be on Thursday until late on Tuesday, so it was frantically arranging a flight and hotel to Northern Ireland to go on Wednesday where I had to drop her off at Luton airport at 6am, and I picked her up yesterday evening. They certainly don't muck about over there 3 days and you're buried.
Not much on for the rest of the day, maybe a walk over the park when it dries up a bit.
Enjoy the rest of your day folks!
Been a funny old week here. Mrs GM's brother died on Monday, he had been dying for the last 8 years when he had the last rites then, so it was no real surprise, still sad though. We didn't know the funeral was going to be on Thursday until late on Tuesday, so it was frantically arranging a flight and hotel to Northern Ireland to go on Wednesday where I had to drop her off at Luton airport at 6am, and I picked her up yesterday evening. They certainly don't muck about over there 3 days and you're buried.
Not much on for the rest of the day, maybe a walk over the park when it dries up a bit.
Enjoy the rest of your day folks!
pawl
Legendary Member
- Location
- Desford Leicestershire
Cheek. I look very fetching in pj's and green wellies I'll have you know
I’m waiting for someone to ask for photos
Mo1959
Legendary Member
- Location
- Perthshire,Scotland
I’m waiting for someone to ask for photos
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pawl
Legendary Member
- Location
- Desford Leicestershire
G'day all... First, belated congratulations @pawl hope you both have many more celebrations
Been a funny old week here. Mrs GM's brother died on Monday, he had been dying for the last 8 years when he had the last rites then, so it was no real surprise, still sad though. We didn't know the funeral was going to be on Thursday until late on Tuesday, so it was frantically arranging a flight and hotel to Northern Ireland to go on Wednesday where I had to drop her off at Luton airport at 6am, and I picked her up yesterday evening. They certainly don't muck about over there 3 days and you're buried.
Not much on for the rest of the day, maybe a walk over the park when it dries up a bit.
Enjoy the rest of your day folks!
Condolences to Mrs gm We Will do are best to survive the grim reaper for a few more years
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Bacon and egg sandwich today
Chief Broom
Veteran
Afternoon folks 
im pleased to say the council have offered me a bungalow in Brora well thats better than a poke in the eye! I did fancy the des res down the road at Golspie, Dunrobin Castle.....electricity bill might be a tad high though!
im pleased to say the council have offered me a bungalow in Brora well thats better than a poke in the eye! I did fancy the des res down the road at Golspie, Dunrobin Castle.....electricity bill might be a tad high though! 
Sterlo
Early Retirement Planning
- Location
- East Riding of Yorkshire
Nice, but you'd need a bloody big ladder to clean those top windows.Afternoon folks
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Mo1959
Legendary Member
- Location
- Perthshire,Scotland
Great news. What a relief for you I’m sure.Afternoon folks
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Chief Broom
Veteran
Thanks Mo it sure is, the stress of wondering if my roof was going to blow away was wicked. I havent seen it yet but should be ok and its only a couple of hundred yards from the sea.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
CowardNot a chance
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
Nice oneThanks Mo it sure is, the stress of wondering if my roof was going to blow away was wicked. I havent seen it yet but should be ok and its only a couple of hundred yards from the sea.
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Great news!Thanks Mo it sure is, the stress of wondering if my roof was going to blow away was wicked. I havent seen it yet but should be ok and its only a couple of hundred yards from the sea.
Er, how far above sea level?
