The Retirement Thread

[PaulSB]

Whisky - security tag - hacksaw - success

 

[classic33]

Whisky - security tag - hacksaw - success

What was wrong with twisting it back through?

 

[numbnuts]

Can't help about the shape I'm in
Can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
Don't ask me what I think of you
Might not give the answer that you want me to

Fleetwood Mac - Oh Well 1969 ​

 

[Paulus]

At 20.00 on BBC1. Is it a program, or a statement of fact?

 

[classic33]

You ain't heard nothing yet till you hear the banner roar

 

[PaulSB]

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At 20.00 on BBC1. Is it a program, or a statement of fact?

Oh definitely the second!

 

[PaulSB]

What was wrong with twisting it back through?

I did try twisting, turning, pulling but it wouldn't shift. 30 seconds with a hacksaw and job done.

 

[classic33]

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At 20.00 on BBC1. Is it a program, or a statement of fact?

The second, any day.
You'll be watching it I presume?

 

[classic33]

I did try twisting, turning, pulling but it wouldn't shift. 30 seconds with a hacksaw and job done.

Were you twisting it in the right direction.
Pulling it'd tighten it...

 

[Paulus]

The second, any day.
You'll be watching it I presume?

You presume wrongly Sir.

 

[PaulSB]

That's if you get through the next batch of covid and another winter

£10600? Where is this from? Currently it's £9339.

 

[welsh dragon]

What made you buy a blouse, half price or not?

It's his secret identity. Shhhh. Keep it quiet

 

[welsh dragon]

But you have to be a woman to understand it

Nope simple maths. Jeans AND shoes equal X. Just shoes equals less money. Simples

 

[Dirk]

Whisky - security tag - hacksaw - success

Are you returning the security tag to the store?

 

[numbnuts]

£10600? Where is this from? Currently it's £9339.

Not till next year
https://www.express.co.uk/finance/p...ellor-Rishi-Sunak-Bank-of-England-triple-lock