The Retirement Thread

[Deleted member 1258]

My bike bits have arrived this afternoon, I've now got to remember how to change a Hollowtec bottom bracket, I've already been on YouTube refreshing my memory, the old one has been going since 2017. Our Yoga teacher gave us a good workout this morning, I'm now on domestic duties, I've already put the vacuum round, cleaning the bog next.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Decided my virus wasn't going to stop me, but I'm now an expert at snotting on the move.

That has put me off my lunchtime 4 Finger Kit Kat.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

A flashback?

Rumpy Pumpy.

I call "it" a distant memory

We're a bit rough and ready in our house and use the word that is Germanic in origin.

Interesting little read here:

Spoiler: Contains naughty words - so don't look if you are a child

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2020/02/where-did-the-f-word-come-from/

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Would you like a video?

No thanks.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Spreadsheet finished - took a good couple of hours.

Some nice sexy functions used plus it has a delightful array of carefully co-ordinated cell colours to bring it to life.

Feeling satisfied!

A bit sad eh?

 

[Tenkaykev]

The train drivers on the Lumo services are called customer drivers.

Yes, they announced that too👍

 

[BoldonLad]

My bike bits have arrived this afternoon, I've now got to remember how to change a Hollowtec bottom bracket, I've already been on YouTube refreshing my memory, the old one has been going since 2017. Our Yoga teacher gave us a good workout this morning, I'm now on domestic duties, I've already put the vacuum round, cleaning the bog next.

Sorry @dave r , I have to ask, are these comments related?:

And me, but great fun whilst it lasted.

My bike bits have arrived this afternoon, I've now got to remember how to change a Hollowtec bottom bracket, I've already been on YouTube refreshing my memory, the old one has been going since 2017. Our Yoga teacher gave us a good workout this morning, I'm now on domestic duties, I've already put the vacuum round, cleaning the bog next.

 

[Mo1959]

Really? Thank you. I've never seen one, let alone used one.
And I'm still alive!

Me too.…..and I’m one of those weirdos that decided against the vaccine. No Covid or flu vaccine and not even a sniffle for over 2 years. Famous last words!

 

[rustybolts]

Would you like a video?

snot funny

 

[Deleted member 1258]

We're a bit rough and ready in our house and use the word that is Germanic in origin.

Interesting little read here:

Spoiler: Contains naughty words - so don't look if you are a child

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2020/02/where-did-the-f-word-come-from/

Very good.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Sorry @dave r , I have to ask, are these comments related?:

Unfortunately not

 

[Deleted member 1258]

From my Facebook page this afternoon.

A soldier running furiously came to a fork in the road and sees a nun standing there.

Out of breath he asked,

"Please Sister, may I hide under your
skirts for a few minutes?"

"I promise you Sister - I'll explain WHY later."

Somewhat hesitant but also curious the nun agreed to the soldier's strange request.

Just a moment later two Military Police came running along the street and they stopped and asked the nun,

"Excuse me Sister, but have you seen a soldier running by here?"

The nun replied,

"Why yes indeed, He went that way just a few moments ago"

After the MP's disappeared from sight along the road the soldier crawled out from under her skirts and said,

"I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to war anymore..."

The nun replied,

"I think I can fully understand your fear."

The soldier added,

"I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent sister but while was hiding under there I couldn't help but notice that you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun smiled at the soldier and replied,

"If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to war either."

 

[pawl]

From my Facebook page this afternoon.

A soldier running furiously came to a fork in the road and sees a nun standing there.

Out of breath he asked,

"Please Sister, may I hide under your
skirts for a few minutes?"

"I promise you Sister - I'll explain WHY later."

Somewhat hesitant but also curious the nun agreed to the soldier's strange request.

Just a moment later two Military Police came running along the street and they stopped and asked the nun,

"Excuse me Sister, but have you seen a soldier running by here?"

The nun replied,

"Why yes indeed, He went that way just a few moments ago"

After the MP's disappeared from sight along the road the soldier crawled out from under her skirts and said,

"I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to war anymore..."

The nun replied,

"I think I can fully understand your fear."

The soldier added,

"I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent sister but while was hiding under there I couldn't help but notice that you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun smiled at the soldier and replied,

"If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to war either."

Mrs p enjoyed that I’ll put a like here on her behalf

 

[Blue Hills]

I have risen!

Off to Manchester with the band to the recording studio, so won't be about today.

all the best - understand why you left

 

[numbnuts]

all the best - understand why you left

https://www.facebook.com/batch22.band