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Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
We had one when I was a boy, I remember the cat getting its tail stuck in it.

With a bit of help from you ??
 
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Deleted member 1258

Guest
Lol!

Two little boys stole a load of apples from a neighbours apple tree.
They decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, they dropped two apples, but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough.
A few minutes later, a drunk, on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you."
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest.
"Father, please come with me. Come & witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery.”

They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you."

Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: "What about the two at the gate?"

You've never seen 2 people run so fast!
 

Mo1959

Legendary Member
Crikey it's getting a bit 💨 out there now. Glad I was out early.
 

Tenkaykev

Guru
Location
Poole
Went out for a jog with Mrs Tenkaykev, very warm out there but we have a new, more sheltered route along the Roman Road. It's a fair bit hillier but there's more greenery. Yesterday was a two pub day, Goat and Tricycle and Barking Cat, we could have an animal themed pub crawl as we have a Lambs Green Inn, the Antelope... Hmmm, That's given me an idea 🤔🍺🍺
 
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