When we visited Kruger in South Africa we came across a queue of traffic in which people were reversing and turning round in a haphazard way. The way drivers were behaving we couldn't do anything other than slowly move forward. Now this is true, on my life this next bit is true. We rounded a corner to watch the two cars in front of us turn and drive towards us. There was a full grown young male elephant trundling down the road at speed swaying his head from side to side, not charging but fast. It was obvious there was no time to turn round. The conversation went like this, expletives deleted:
Mrs P: "Stop on the side. The car is grey he might think we are an elephant"
Paul parks up and starts checking stuff
Mrs P: "Will you stop fiddling and keep still, he might not see us"
Paul "I'm making sure all the brakes are off and the car is in first" (automatic car with three brakes)
We only knew one thing if an elephant drops it's head and looks at you this means trouble. The elephant dropped his head, looked at us and veered in our general direction. The car was in first, I floored the accelerator and we shot past him at high speed.................................I swear to this day the elephant jumped off the ground in surprise.
The following week a woman was killed in Kruger in very similar circumstances when an elephant charged her car.