The Retirement Thread

[Mo1959]

May begins tomorrow, my Birthday month

Me too. Obviously all the best people are born in May.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

It must be your hearing at fault. I am reliably informed by Mrs @BoldonLad (who supplies the answers for Google) that women do not snore.

I know one lady who snored that loud she woke herself up.

 

[PaulSB]

I do, especially the ones who saved Mrs Tenkaykev's life.

Yes, I have quite a good feeling about the consultant brain surgeon who was called in from home on a Saturday morning to give me 10.5 hours brain surgery and leave me as a fully functioning person..............first prognosis "let's see if he wakes up and can move his hands and feet"

 

[PaulSB]

Hello! It is pissing down here. Really raining. A lot! Today will be a stuck inside day. We have a ceiling which needs painting, I'm rather hoping Mrs P doesn't remember this. Yesterday was beautiful and my allotment is now looking ship shape and ready to grow, all bar one bed which still needs weeding. I would have got that done as well but my neighbour leaned on the fence and time flies by........

I haven't sown any seed yet as it has seemed to cold and wet to even think about. To my surprise the asapargus is already pushing through, about 1" high, meaning the ground is warmer than I would have imagined. I'll plan my crops this morning and probably pop to the local nursery to pick up bits and pieces so I can begin planting on the next dry day.

Covid symptoms had all but gone by 5.00pm yesterday and this morning I'm about 98% and just feel like I have the tail end of a cold. If my son hadn't tested positive I wouldn't even have considered Covid. Speaking of which I go the letter for a jab, which I would take, but when I tried to book online I don't qualify.

 

[welsh dragon]

I think it's going to be all day here. That won't be nice for the folks in Mach for the Comedy fest

 

[Dave7]

SWEARING ALLEGIANCE DURING THE CORONATION.

Question.....should I wear a fur cloak while doing this ?
I just want to make sure I do it properly.

 

[Paulus]

Only if it is fake fur.
None of the real stuff please.

 

[Tenkaykev]

I've decided not to run today, right knee is a bit sore ( and it's peeing down ) Two weeks to the Bluebell run in Dalkeith and don't want to crock myself.
I've started " Carbo Loading " early with a Pain au Chocolat 😁

 

[numbnuts]

Me too. Obviously all the best people are born in May.

My Ex was born in May

 

[SpokeyDokey]

SWEARING ALLEGIANCE DURING THE CORONATION

Cobblers to all that nonsense.

 

[numbnuts]

We have no rain, it's just cloudy at 16.7c
Today dinner is air fried chicken breast marinated in Peri peri sauce with Bens spicy mexican rice

 

[numbnuts]

Cobblers to all that nonsense.

Well do you want a President, well do you, just think of the consequences

 

[Dave7]

Cobblers to all that nonsense.

That is not helping me 🙂

 

[welsh dragon]

Well I have no idea what we are having to eat today. The freezer doesn't have a huge amount in it as its been a month since we went shopping. Tuesday will be the day for us as you get 10% off if you are a pensioner. Got to make the most of it I say.

 

[welsh dragon]

SWEARING ALLEGIANCE DURING THE CORONATION.

Question.....should I wear a fur cloak while doing this ?
I just want to make sure I do it properly.

My mum had a fur coat. Mink I think it was. She offered it to me and my sister and we both said NO THANKS. . I have no idea what happened to it.