The Retirement Thread

[BoldonLad]

I've "won" a top of the range Oral B toothbrush from Boots, just need to click the link and all will be sorted. Hovering the cursor over the " Boots " email address results in a dodgy gmail account.

I have won one of those too!

 

[numbnuts]

One of my neighbours had a large parcel delivered a few days ago, but they are away, I was going to put it in the bin cupboard and put a note through the door, but I never did.
This afternoon I went out to post a letter and said parcel was still there, on returning I opened the gate and three kids where on the path two ran passed I look over at the other kid and noticed the said parcel on the grass, I said to the kid “did you just taken that” no said the kid I know nothing about it.
I think I just stopped a robbery, I don't know who these kids are, but they are not from this flat, I wonder if they have been coming around all the flats looking to pinch anything they find.

 

[Dirk]

I used to have a Mac with windows.

I once opened the door in my pyjamas....

 

[Drago]

Remember when long John's had a trapdoor to facilitate having a Forest Gump?

 

[classic33]

Morning all.
Been to the dentist for a checkup, all fine and dandy.
The sun is just breaking through the clouds, but it's due to rain later.
Off up to the post office shortly to order some US Dollars and Canadian Dollars for our trip.

To clear things up, Sir David Attenborough is alive and well and has just announced that he is going to present Planet 111.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/bbc-favourite-sir-david-attenborough-30806522

Thursday would have been a better day. A day later than normally due to the Bank Holiday, however with the ATC failure, they'll be late changing holiday money.

 

[classic33]

Remember when long John's had a trapdoor to facilitate having a Forest Gump?

You had to run!

 

[numbnuts]

Morning been awake since 02:00
just had a cup of tea with a mince pie and two Paracetamol see if that will do the trick

 

[Mo1959]

Morning. A bit of an autumnal feel now. Currently around 7 degrees here but the forecast looks decent for the next few days.

I will get out for a walk soon and maybe break into a jog if the legs feel up to it.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Good morning people.

 

[welsh dragon]

Coooeee. Cool, dark and dry here.

Stay safe peeps

 

[Dave7]

Morning all.
Raining here and set to rain all morning.
Might nip to Dunelm as I do need new mattress protectors.
No other real plans yet.

 

[Drago]

I have risen!

 

[Tenkaykev]

A trip to the Hospital this morning, Mrs TKK has a call back from a test they did and I'll pop in to see the Vampires for my bloods before seeing my new consultant next week. Then it's off to Asda to collect £60 worth of coffee beans which should last a few months. Park tonight for a social run, weather will start to turn tomorrow, just in time for the Air Show 🥲

 

[Drago]

Ironing today.

 

[Paulus]

Good morning all.
I'll be out on the bike later on, after walking the dog.
A few things to get from the local shops as our son and daughter are dropping in for tea this afternoon.