The Retirement Thread

[Mo1959]

It’s raining so I nipped down to London to climb Box Hill.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I have applied to be a parish councillor.

That is all.

Any party declared??

Reform??

Oh and by the way - I seem to remember you commenting that you though Screwfix was a dating agency

maybe you are right

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/woman-having-sex-screwfix-car-28800420

 

[BigSid]

When did you last use either five or four digit telephone numbers?

Every time I phone home. I live in a rural area and a five digit phone number is sometimes a pain. When most companies started to go mainly online I had some websites not allowing me to register as I had an "invalid" phone number.

 

[Mo1959]

 

[welsh dragon]

We had sausages and egg today

 

[numbnuts]

Lunch was fish and mushy peas, seen to have gone off chips.
Getting fed up with mail order two more parcels have gone AWOL again this is with Evri, so now I'm mopless as one was a new mop head
the other was undies so now knickerless

 

[postman]

Lunch today was a bowl of steaming hot Jewish penicillin,with a bread cake.Some terminal news to share our dear washing machine decided to go of it's head this morning and the spinning turned in to a series of banging and clanking moaning noises.Mrs P sprang straight in to action we have monthly repair plan,so a repair or replace the machine,i like plans like that.Thursday next week will decide its fate.

 

[Dave7]

We had sausages and egg today

WoW....so did I. Grain bread, toasted with sausage and egg....lovely.

 

[Dave7]

Back from the pub. Put the world to rights yet again. How do I apply for the job as prime minister.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Back from the hospital. I was hanging around for a few hours waiting for Mrs Tkk so after reading for a bit I decided to see how many times I could get up and down the eight flights of stairs 🤔 The answer was not many, but I still got a decent workout in.

 

[BoldonLad]

Back from the pub. Put the world to rights yet again. How do I apply for the job as prime minister.

I would like to know who keeps breaking it!, myself and my drinking pals spend most Friday evenings fixing it, but, by the next week, it needs fixing again!

 

[classic33]

Back from the pub. Put the world to rights yet again. How do I apply for the job as prime minister.

Could start here No10 Deputy Head of News – Foreign and Home Affairs

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Been to the Doc

PArtly due to my wife saying that I keep forgetting things - like what she said

CLEARLY I am not just ignoring her

anyway - the Doc did one of the cognitive test things

like Trump talked about

only she gave me a more complicated one - just a bit but anyway

Thing is

I ACED IT
BEST TEST EVER!!!!
DOC HAD NEVER SEEN A TEST SO GOOD IN HER LIFE

Anyway - I scored 0 out of 28 - which means I am fine - apparently

and does not at all mean I just don;t listen or anything

Arranging a brain scan anyway as I have a history of dementure in my family - and strokes and stuff
so best to check early rather than wait!!

 

[Paulus]

I would like to know who keeps breaking it!, myself and my drinking pals spend most Friday evenings fixing it, but, by the next week, it needs fixing again!

Back from the pub. Put the world to rights yet again. How do I apply for the job as prime minister.

So you're the ones who keep messing things up with the world after my mates and me put it right in the pub.
I'll have to go a bit more frequently to make sure it stays right after we've put it right. 😁🍺

 

[Tenkaykev]

It’s raining so I nipped down to London to climb Box Hill.


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I had to zoom in the photo to make out the writing on your ninja style cyclig kit Mo, " Wattbike " apparently. ( I wasn't ogling your bum honest! 😉 )