The Retirement Thread

[numbnuts]

I have just used my motobility scooter for the 1st time. I do not like it. How come I could enjoy 50 .lies on 2 wheels but feel unsafe on 4 wheels.
At least it got me out and I am sat in the pub enjoying 1/2 a lager.

My trike is my mobility scooter as it has a throttle, I alway said that when I bought it.

 

[classic33]

I have just used my motobility scooter for the 1st time. I do not like it. How come I could enjoy 50 .lies on 2 wheels but feel unsafe on 4 wheels.
At least it got me out and I am sat in the pub enjoying 1/2 a lager.

Suppose your breathalyzed on the way home?

 

[screenman]

Still a nice 23c here with clear blue skies, I am off for a swim soon at Woodhall Spa open air pool. It will be busy, but they rope a lane off for the swimmers who want to do lengths; I often have it to myself, which feels slightly odd.

 

[postman]

I decided to brighten up the football last night.So the plan was every time England passed the ball backwards i would sip whisky.Every time it went sideways i would take a mouthful of ruby red ale.The doctor in a & e says i am lucky not to be brain damaged this morning.

 

[classic33]

I decided to brighten up the football last night.So the plan was every time England passed the ball backwards i would sip whisky.Every time it went sideways i would take a mouthful of ruby red ale.The doctor in a & e says i am lucky not to be brain damaged this morning.

And when they passed it forward, what did you drink?

 

[screenman]

Night all, I have a hospital appointment at 9am tomorrow, so I depend on you lot not to let me lie in.

 

[screenman]

And when they passed it forward, what did you drink?

Not a lot I guess.

 

[classic33]

Not a lot I guess.

It were that type of game!!

 

[classic33]

Night all, I have a hospital appointment at 9am tomorrow, so I depend on you lot not to let me lie in.

Sithi
What time do you need to be up at?

 

[Mike Ayling]

In between coughing fits and bouts of weariness I have been out in the garden giving Mrs Tkk's Roberts a clean prior to putting it up for sale. A beautiful bike, custom built for her by Chas Roberts for her 60th in 2013. Unfortunately since her knee replacement she has difficulty getting her leg over ( lads, behave, you know what I mean ) and only rides her Brommie now. Here's when we fetched it back from Croydon.

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Good looking bike. Is that a Rohloff?

 

[screenman]

Sithi
What time do you need to be up at?

6ish.

 

[screenman]

It were that type of game!!

Not a clue, I did not watch it.

 

[classic33]

6ish.

That could be done by Mo before she sets out on her morning walk, or Dave7 returning to bed.
Numbnuts could be too early for you.

 

[classic33]

Not a clue, I did not watch it.

Fair enough.
You weren't playing a similar game as Postman then?

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Lovely evening here, front lounge doors still open.

Music on, Prosseco tastes lovely. G&T incoming.