The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

Ask Father Christmas for a new one?

The ideal Christmas present.....a washing machine.

 

[gavroche]

Depends if you use meteorological or astronomical

Meteorological is for bureaucrats and doesn't count. On the other hand, the astronomical is the only that matters as it is governed by the earth travelling around the sun, hence dictates when the seasons starts and finish .
All countries in the world use it, only the English have invented another date to suit them.

 

[welsh dragon]

My phone might be working now, but I still can't find my dam car keys

 

[Mo1959]

My phone might be working now, but I still can't find my dam car keys

You’re not having a good day!

Another chilly but gorgeous 4 mile wander done before the sun goes down.

 

[PaulSB]

My phone might be working now, but I still can't find my dam car keys

In the washing machine? Perhaps you left them in a pocket.........

 

[PeteXXX]

I drove through the Village of the Damned on the way to Salcey Forest today and I'm certain I aspied @Drago on his way to the Parish Council festivities 🎅

 

[Dave7]

My phone might be working now, but I still can't find my dam car keys

They will be next to your passport

 

[welsh dragon]

They will be next to your passport

I know where they are.

 

[Dave7]

I know where they are.

Told you so, no need to thank me

 

[PaulSB]

I know where they are.

So have we all got to guess?
In the car ignition switch? 🤔 Just wondering 🤔

 

[Sterlo]

It's a bit short notice for Santa to find a new floor.

Satan on the other hand, it will only cost your mortal soul...or failing that, try B&Q (or is that the same thing?)

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

Spent the morning in town visiting firstly a National Trust for Scotland tapestry exhibition, followed by the recently re-opened People’s Story Museum, which to my shame I had never visited before. Both were very good. The People’s museum is a bit of museum in itself, the information boards all stop at a current day of 1988

 

[Drago]

 

[gavroche]

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That looks nasty. What happened?

 

[Paulus]

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Ouch.