The Retirement Thread

[gavroche]

Bonjour from Bideford in North Devon. Got here yesterday after a b&b stop in Upper Tean at our other daughter's.
Nothing planned for today so just another lazy day.
The lady next door is coming for a drink tonight but that's all really.
Won't be long before Christmas is over now and see the New Year in.

 

[Dave7]

Ironing done.

You are a good boy.

 

[Dave7]

Yesterday I told someone that I liked thier mustache. Bloody hell, that's the last time I compliment a woman.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Back from the cheesemongers in Leeds market. A great choice, I could have spent a fortune ( which the chap ahead of me in the queue did ). Got some of the weird stuff that the rest of the family like, goats cheese and similar abhorences, plus some proper cheese, Cheddar, which the lady in the shop assured me would be like " chewing razor blades mixed with salt crystals " 😎

 

[welsh dragon]

Jeez, these kids will eat anything!!

I know. Greedy sods

 

[welsh dragon]

 

[Dave7]

Just remember..........no matter how many pies or how much cake you eat over Christmas your shoes will still fit.

 

[BoldonLad]

Just remember..........no matter how many pies or how much cake you eat over Christmas your shoes will still fit.

Yes, but, you may no longer be able to see them 😂

 

[PaulSB]

✅️ ironing
✅️ tidying
✅️ gravy made
✅️ cheese sauce made
✅️ bed changed
✅️ bins out
✅️ beef collected
✅️ last minute shop
✅️ house clean
✅️ meds collected

I have a small Irish whiskey.........

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm back from the Panto 😊

 

[Gunk]

I'm back from the Panto 😊

Oh no you’re not

 

[Drago]

Im back in my pants.

 

[Dave7]

If you need to vomit but can't......shove a finger down your throat and another finger up your bum.
If that doesn't work swap them around.