The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

Thanks. So far 84, 85 and 93% Eventually I'll get a lower score and i'll be really upset, but it's difficult to keep going past 100%!

 

[classic33]

Was it this one - did you ACE it

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What sort of parents lets the kid take their dog out to the park after midnight?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

What sort of parents lets the kid take their dog out to the park after midnight?

I think you might be paying it more attention than I expected!!!

 

[Dave7]

Just finished a lovely roast chicken dinner, very yummy.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Apparently Katie Price has got married again

and I suspect the sun will come up tomorrow

I think both things have happened about the same number of times

 

[classic33]

Apparently Katie Price has got married again

and I suspect the sun will come up tomorrow

I think both things have happened about the same number of times

The sun never actually "sets", it's an ancient optical illusion. Due to the natural rotation of earth, combined with its orbit around said sun.

Katie Price won't be around as long either the earth or the sun.

 

[Dave7]

The sun never actually "sets", it's an ancient optical illusion. Due to the natural rotation of earth, combined with its orbit around said sun.

Katie Price won't be around as long either the earth or the sun.

Katie Price possibly goes down as often as the sun.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

The sun never actually "sets", it's an ancient optical illusion. Due to the natural rotation of earth, combined with its orbit around said sun.

Katie Price won't be around as long either the earth or the sun.

Rumour has it that some part of her body are not biodegradable
so if she is buried then some bits may well last until the Sun explodes
i.e. slightly longer than the Sun by a few seconds - possibly a few minutes

 

[Dirk]

So you ignored my advice then.
Just think how many you could have sold if you had only listened.

Sorry....can't remember what you advised.

 

[Drago]

Ooer matron!

 

[Dave7]

Sorry....can't remember what you advised.

I am wasted on here i could be a £millionaire
I suggested that you give a free refurbished engine with every stand. I said you will sell a lot more stands that way.
Wasted I tell yer.

 

[Exlaser2]

Ooer matron!

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And not just Land Rovers , all de mountable tow bars have very similar instructions 😂 . In my 30 years working for Peugeot, we could lease a car. (That had to be exchanged before they got to 9000 miles or 12 months for a new one, ). I must have seen this ‘ instruction’ at least 15 to 20 times.
It must be why I am always so tired and have bad eyesight. 😂😂

Night night all .

 

[numbnuts]

And by magic.............maybe that guy in India was right, you have to wait a couple of days.

 

[Dave7]

Good morning all.
A mixed night. For some reason I kept dreaming i was unsuccessfully trying to hitch up my tow bar but was continually frustrated as it wasn't big enough for the job .
Cold one today,at 3°.
Now, what does the day hold out.
1. I have the carpet fitter measuring up as im having new in the lounge and bedroom.
2. Got someone from Hillary's** blinds/curtains coming out to price for new stuff. Nothing wrong with what I've got but if im decorating & new carpets ???
**I have been told that they will be waaaay to expensive.
3. My Mr Fixit WAS coming to start moving the sockets around plus a load of other stuff. He messaged to put it back a day. No big deal but disappointing.

Have a good day all.

 

[Drago]

I have risen!