The Retirement Thread

[Dirk]

Morning all

Yay! Fish Friday!
Having a morning in my workshop before lunching down at the harbour today

 

[Dave7]

I is back
Decorators are here. While they set up I made thier drinks.
Had my shower and will shortly have an electric shave then think about breakfast, maybe banana and yogurt (if the bananas have ripened.......I am fussy has to how ripe they should be).
I am ensconced in the conservatory with R2 for company.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Neither have I.

I have

 

[Dave7]

@PaulSB you mentioned that your passport only has 6 months left on it, will you be renewing it ?
Mine runs out in June and im unsure whether it's worth renewing. I can't see me going abroad again.

 

[Binky]

Morning.
Allegedly warmer but reality is it's just wet and still feels grim.
Hopefully chance of a turbo session later after chores.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I played many rounds of golf there. To think that my balls have been in your fish pond. The mind boggles.

Apparently the ground under the surface layer had a very high level of poisonious chemicals

so you balls had been in Arse







nic

 

[classic33]

I have

Conclusion?

 

[Drago]

Dogs walked. Lots of stopping and chatting. Saw another dog walkers who lives up the road and had a good chat. Then saw an ex bobby I know, and I now know why buses keep flashing their headlamps at me - its him driving them!

Anyway, all this gossiping as put me 45 minutes behind schedule.

 

[Dave7]

Apparently the ground under the surface layer had a very high level of poisonious chemicals

so you balls had been in Arse

nic

Yes. There was a stream going all the way through the course. It was a real ball magnet. I retrieved and dried countless balls from said stream and found out, just before they closed the course, that the stream was badly contaminated with arsenic.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Conclusion?

It's been around for years, I remember when I first tried it I thought it was a marked improvement on the Soy mince that seemed to be the only option. I think it's very good, I have since discovered that there's a wide range of different types of lentil that are very versatile and now more readily available.

 

[Dave7]

A side note......
The club i was a member of for years had a sign in the gents toilets.......
MEMBERS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO WASH THIER BALLS IN THE SINK.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

A side note......
The club i was a member of for years had a sign in the gents toilets.......
MEMBERS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO WASH THIER BALLS IN THE SINK.

To be fair - if I was in charge of a golf club I would have that in the gents!

 

[numbnuts]

Morning

 

[gavroche]

A quick good morning to all before I jump in the shower. Need to be ready before the decorators throw sheets over everything and anything I dont grab before that....its just tough

Why do you jump in the shower ? You might break the shower tray. I jump walk into mine, it is much safer.

 

[Dave7]

Why do you jump in the shower ? You might break the shower tray. I jump walk into mine, it is much safer.

You have a good point there.... ...in future I will walk into it. Thank you