The Retirement Thread

[PeteXXX]

It's just shifted dimensions temporarily, it will magically reappear of its own volition causing you to say " I already looked there - twice! " 🤔

Yes! But I've already looked twice including once with a torch to check the back corners of the cupboards!

It is in the place you have not looked
but think you have
and you will find it tomorrow

and it will be very obvious

or is that just me???

Possibly.. Just in case, I've added some to my shopping list.. 👍

 

[postman]

Yes! But I've already looked twice including once with a torch to check the back corners of the cupboards!

Crikey how deep are your cupboards.

 

[Dave7]

Yes! But I've already looked twice including once with a torch to check the back corners of the cupboards!



Possibly.. Just in case, I've added some to my shopping list.. 👍

And that, sir, is how to find it.......as soon as you buy a new one you will find the 'missing' one. Trust me, I'm an expert

 

[postman]

Just been for a tootle to Aldi some mixed grapes for my breakfast,they make cereal more interesting,sadly a bar of dark chocolate fell in to my hands,seemed a shame to put it back.

 

[Poacher]

And does anyone remember Blossom Toes the "progressive" group from the late 60's/early 70's?

Nope..

I'm sure I've got an LP somewhere; I'll ask my friendly archivist to search the dusty shelves in the East wing of Manoir du Braconnier to try and locate it.

 

[postman]

My word we ave some rich people on CC,one has cupboards so deep he needs a torch to look inside them,and now we have Poacher with an East Wing on his Mansion.And here is me thinking Drago was loaded wot wiv his butler like.

 

[postman]

Whilst on my Aldi visit i bumped in to a neighbour who i only say hello to.So we had a natter,he had no idea i had gone through my cancer journey,his 86 year old mum has had a worse journey at the same time,liver cancer then breast cancer both really serious surgeries,wonderful news she is ok now,totally brilliant.

 

[PaulSB]

I'm making a Victoria sponge cake.. I can only find one of the brace of 7" tins so I've had to improvise...
Any ideas where the other one is? 🤔

It's not:
Behind me
Over there
At the back of the cupboard mixed in with all the other tins
Anywhere else I've looked so far

🤷‍♂️

It will be in the last place you'd think of looking.........

 

[mistyoptic]

Thanks. Although the Jacobite train is a heritage railway, it runs on the mainline track. That is probably the reason then. Hope you enjoyed your trip.

I asked a chap on the Dawlish line about it. They have no locks on their stock. He said partly, as above, different on the main line but also speed. If not exceed 25mph you’re ok but of course on the mainline the Jacobite does far more