The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

A man went to the chemist and asked for a box of condoms. The chemist said small, medium or large. Large of course the customer said. The chemist handed him a box of 5,000

 

[Dave7]

A man went to the chemist and asked for a box of condoms. The chemist said small, medium or large. Large of course the customer said. The chemist handed him a box of 5,000

Blimey, that's nearly a year's supply.

 

[Drago]

Lovely snooze.

 

[Dave7]

Lovely snooze.

Me also.

 

[PeteXXX]

Ditto

 

[Mo1959]

I enjoyed the cycling.

Now watching some YouTube.

 

[Dave7]

I've done a meal of left overs.
Peppers, onion, mushrooms, mixed a bit of worcestershire sauce......added a chopped up sausage and some chips......its surprisingly tasty.

 

[PeteXXX]

Picked a bag if blackberries whilst out walking the dog..
I do hope I disposed of the correct one or pudding won't taste very nice! 😋

 

[Drago]

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Picked a bag if blackberries whilst out walking the dog..
I do hope I disposed of the correct one or pudding won't taste very nice! 😋

Your spotted dick was suspiciously pink.

 

[Dirk]

@Dave7
Where do we go from here?

 

[Dave7]

@Dave7
Where do we go from here?

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The 1st thing to do is put the orange thingy in the blue whatsit.
That will give you a clearer view and help you with your next move.
Dirk, I dont wish to be rude but you cant rely on me to solve all your problems.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Though this belonged here

 

[Mike Ayling]

Barometer up to 30.6 inches again.
6C at 8am

 

[Drago]

Night Johnboy.

 

[PeteXXX]

<yawn>