The Retirement Thread

[ebikeerwidnes]

Saw an advert last night which seems to be just for me

Some cream that is specifically for bald men
so that we can pu tit on our head and acts as sun screen and moisturiser and all sorts that ALL of us have been needing and pining for for decades
possible centuries


Thing is - I never even realised that I needed this amazing stuff so so much

isn;t is wonderful that some company has suddenly realised and come up with it

my life will now be so much better with this


I have no clue how I ever lived without it!!!



(post may contain sarcasm)

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Been a few sirens around - which is not uncommon as we are near the roads the Police and Fire people use from the town centre etc etc

But we are also not that fra from The Bridge

so are they Widnes sirens
Or from Gotham!!!

 

[Mo1959]

we can pu tit on our head and acts as sun screen

Depends how big the tits are.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Depends how big the tits are.

The bloke in the advert did seem to be a bit of a tit actually - now you mention it!

 

[Dave7]

Saw an advert last night which seems to be just for me

Some cream that is specifically for bald men
so that we can pu tit on our head and acts as sun screen and moisturiser and all sorts that ALL of us have been needing and pining for for decades
possible centuries


Thing is - I never even realised that I needed this amazing stuff so so much

isn;t is wonderful that some company has suddenly realised and come up with it

my life will now be so much better with this


I have no clue how I ever lived without it!!!



(post may contain sarcasm)

I saw that advert. TBH it looked good so I bought a tube.
It was only when I got home I thought, "hang on, I'm not bald"
Mind you, as Mo said some nice tits on my head would be better

 

[Paulus]

It has started raining, the first for 7 weeks.
And it has stopped again.

 

[Drago]

Just waiting to see what the weether will do before heading out for a bike ride.

 

[Drago]

Saw an advert last night which seems to be just for me

Some cream that is specifically for bald men
so that we can pu tit on our head and acts as sun screen and moisturiser and all sorts that ALL of us have been needing and pining for for decades
possible centuries


Thing is - I never even realised that I needed this amazing stuff so so much

isn;t is wonderful that some company has suddenly realised and come up with it

my life will now be so much better with this


I have no clue how I ever lived without it!!!



(post may contain sarcasm)

I just wear a hat.

 

[numbnuts]

Morning it's cloudy here at 25.6c

 

[Drago]

Morning Jon. Was listening to  Close to the Edge when I walked the dogs this morning. Your vocals on that were superb.

 

[Dave7]

Just been to Aldi......they still dont have still water.
Apparently Asda are restricting you to 3 large bottles.

 

[Paulus]

Just been to Aldi......they still dont have still water.
Apparently Asda are restricting you to 3 latge bottles.

Is your water that bad out of the tap?

 

[Dave7]

Is your water that bad out of the tap?

Yes unfortunately.
I have a Brita filter jug which makes it drinkable but for the small cost I prefer the 500mm bottles.

 

[numbnuts]

Morning Jon. Was listening to  Close to the Edge when I walked the dogs this morning. Your vocals on that were superb.

I love that song, well the whole album is very good

 

[SpokeyDokey]

More moaning about rip-off Britain:

Yesterday you had Chester Zoo (entry fee, ice-cream and coke prices) and Cornish Bakery (pasties and sausage rolls) prices.

Today you can have:

M56 Birch services E10 fuel price; a whopping 182.3p/litre.

McDonalds; over £18 for a Quarter Pounder and Big Mac both with (allegedly) large fries.

And official inflation prices are still low - something is awry somewhere.

Have a splendiferous day, all.