The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

I submitted a photo of my dangly bits and apparently its called Anaconda.....not sure why

Because it floats in the bath?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

@Drago Google tells me the the word schlong is derived from the Yiddish word schlang which means serpent or snake.
I submitted a photo of my dangly bits and apparently its called Anaconda.....not sure why

Clearly it used AI to work it out

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Just been ordering some "stuff" for the grand-daughter's birthday

to get some things I had to order from ALiExpress
other things from Temu

I wish it to be known that I did NOT order any of the rather dodgy things that Temu suggests on its adverts on here!!!!

CERTAINLY not for a 14 year old girl!!!


Most of them contain "Y2K" as part of their description

I wonder if she realises that her Pops was one of the people who fixed it??
and if she will roll her eyes if I give her the details of the problem and how to fix it and .......
Ok - yes she will - better keep it brief!!

 

[Drago]

Night Johnboy.

 

[Mo1959]

Morning. Mild and breezy.

 

[PeteXXX]

Hi-De-Hi 👋

 

[PeteXXX]

Supposed to be raining but it isn't 🤷‍♂️

 

[Dave7]

Morning all.
A tad warmer this morning but its supposed to rain/shower* on and off all day.
Apart from the usual lunch time pub visit there is not much happening.
**I might have to use the treadmill. Long time since that has seen active service.

 

[Drago]

I have risen!

 

[PeteXXX]

Time to walk the dog before the rains arrive 🦮

 

[welsh dragon]

Coooeeee. 16 deg here. It feels quite muggy. We are expecting storms today well at least that's what my weather ap says.

Stay safe peeps

 

[Paulus]

Good morning all.
The overnight rain did not materialise, the ground is still bone dry.

 

[welsh dragon]

Crikey. The heavens have opened up here. From famine to feast as they say.

 

[Drago]

Dogs currently walking themselves in the lead free field.

 

[Paulus]

Crikey. The heavens have opened up here. From famine to feast as they say.

Send it my way will you.