The Retirement Thread

[Mo1959]

My 'up bit' disappeared years ago

70 dro(o)p

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

STrained through an old pair of Y fronts!

Well - that makes sense
after a few uses the teabag looses colour

straining it through the y-fronts adds some colour back

 

[Dave7]

70 dro(o)p

Have you been peeping ?

 

[Mo1959]

I've just ordered some Alpaca socks to keep my tootsies cosy over the winter.

 

[numbnuts]

Morning 09/11 ✝️

 

[Mo1959]

Morning 09/11 ✝️

Crikey. Just checked and it was 25 years ago. Can hardly believe that.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I've just ordered some Alpaca socks to keep my tootsies cosy over the winter.

I didn't know Alpacas wore socks

 

[Mo1959]

I didn't know Alpacas wore socks

Course they do!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I have also reported Mo to the RSPCA for supporting companies that are taking much needed socks from poor impoverished Alpacas
who now have to live in mountainous regions with cold feet!!!

 

[Dave7]

Morning 09/11 ✝️

Yes, I dont think I will watch the TV prog or Jeremy Vine later.......I still get upset just thinking about what i/we saw when it happened.

 

[Dave7]

Yes, I dont think I will watch the TV prog or Jeremy Vine later.......I still get upset just thinking about what i/we saw when it happened.

You think that's bad.......where do you think willy warmers come from ?

 

[PeteXXX]

Right..... That's the carpets mopped. I'll take Bonnie for a walk while they dry... 👍

 

[Mo1959]

Right..... That's the carpets mopped. I'll take Bonnie for a walk while they dry... 👍

Think I might nip out for another little stretch too.

 

[Paulus]

Right..... That's the carpets mopped. I'll take Bonnie for a walk while they dry... 👍

You mop your carpets?

 

[Dirk]

Just nipped up to the CoOp on the NSU Quickly. Came back out of the shop to find 3 misty eyed old codgers eying it up.
One of them said ' You don't see many of there around these days'.
I don't think he appreciated it when I replied 'No, thank God!'