A south african guy i used to be friendly with was telling me he served in the army in SA (i think it was the equivalent to our TA) and while on overnight maneuvers their toilet was a ditch they had to dig, with a plank across.
Their uniform was a onesie with built in hood so they dropped the whole thing off their back while sat on the plank.
This, of course, meant the onesie hanging underneath so they were suppose to hold this out of the way while having a dump.
One new guy didnt realise that with the result that he 'dumped' right into the hoodie of his suit.
According to my friend the guy did realise until he was pulling his suit back up
