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Gunk

Guru
Location
Oxford
I changed our bed yesterday and put the winter duvet back on, made it impossible to get up this morning!
 
I have been to one festival
Radio One festivla when it was in Bangor - I lived there at the time
Went because my daughter was desperate to go

I saw Justin Bieber!!!!!

I was very impressed

not by his music
but by how professional he was - the way it was all done
and the way he interacted with the crowd (mostly girls) was brilliant

AND - I saw Chery Cole
who was terrible
wrost lip sync I have ever seen - even on joke sketches!!
interaction with the crows was - reluctant
body language was "do I have to be here2

awefull


also saw Lost Prophets - who were also brilliant but beyond that he less said about them the better

toilets were fine from what I remember


worst toilets were at RAF Fairford at the RIAT (air show)

ABsolutely disgusting
terrible
had to be breaking several Internation Regulations
people in charge should have been hung drawn and quartered at the very least

I mean - hygiene and cleanliness wish they were OK

BUT THE QUEUE FOR THE GENTS WAS FAR FAR LONGER THAN THE QUEUE FOR THE LADIES!!!!!

Just disgusting!!!

Last time I went to Fairford, some years back, my son was in a wheelchair as he’d broken an ankle. We never had a problem with the toilets 😀
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
Back in the 70's and early 80's i used to go to Santa Pod raceway to watch the Drag racing. The toilets there where just a large shack with corrugated tin roof and the urinals as such where just a ditch. The traps were just wooden cubicles and you sat on a plank of wood with a hole cut in them, and the proceeds ended up in the same ditch.
Terrible place.
 
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Dirk

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
Back in the 70's and early 80's i used to go to Santa Pod raceway to watch the Drag racing. The toilets there where just a large shack with corrugated tin roof and the urinals as such where just a ditch. The traps were just wooden cubicles and you sat on a plank of wood with a hole cut in them, and the proceeds ended up in the same ditch.
Terrible place.

The worst toilets I've ever come across were at Santa Pod in the early 80s.
I raced at the Pod several times and they were absolutely disgusting; never seen worse.
 

gavroche

Getting old but not past it
Location
North Wales
Salut.
Nice and sunny here today but I can't go for a ride because we are expecting visitors and we are having a bbq in the kota tonight.
Tomorrow's weather is supposed to be good too so I am hoping to have one then.
Enjoy the week end every one.
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
A south african guy i used to be friendly with was telling me he served in the army in SA (i think it was the equivalent to our TA) and while on overnight maneuvers their toilet was a ditch they had to dig, with a plank across.
Their uniform was a onesie with built in hood so they dropped the whole thing off their back while sat on the plank.
This, of course, meant the onesie hanging underneath so they were suppose to hold this out of the way while having a dump.
One new guy didnt realise that with the result that he 'dumped' right into the hoodie of his suit.
According to my friend the guy did realise until he was pulling his suit back up :smile:
 

katiewlx

Über Member
Are you a lot younger than most of us on this thread or have you had a very sheltered life ? I think I first experienced festival toilets at Donington Park in 1983 . I think Meatloaf and ZZ top were on the bill, ( maybe Whitesnake too ) but it’s the toilets made such an impression on me that I never went back to a festival ever again 😂😀. I have been back to Donington park , to see motor racing a few times and the Sterophonics in 2001 and I have seen concerts in stadiums since , but 1983 put me off festivals for life . 😂

There must be people on this thread whos first music festival was a lot earlier than 83 . Come on folks when was your first festival?
1970s or 1960s ? 😀😀

I used to goto Donington Park alot for motor racing, and the toilets, even if they were permanent structures, were some of the worse toilets Ive ever used at an event, and that includes places which literally they just had dug a pit in the ground and suspended a board plank with a hole you sat on. But it was something to do with lack of water pressure, so theyd stop flushing at some point during a weekend, and they leaked alot (probably one of the causes of the low water pressure) so they stank, were never clean. quite horrible really.

I dont think Ive ever been to a musical festival, even though Latitude is virtually on my doorstep, as it (and now the surrounding area with all he airbnbs) gets full of pretentiously clueless posh folk, and theyve never had a set of bands/musicians I want to go see to justify the cost. which is pretty much the same for all festivals certainly thesedays.
 

TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
Moderator
Location
The TerrorVortex
Croissants finished, coffee drunk, time to repair a few paint chips on the Shiny New Car of Sparks!
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