The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

Are you sure ?

His nickname is Bob after all.

Way back when a bobby I know was out on a foot patrol doon by the river one evening. He decided to pop out of sight for a crafty fag before strolling back to the nick when a dead body floated past. He was tempted to say nothing and get home on time - after all, the guy was already dead - but he called it in and was late home for his dinner.

 

[Dave7]

My epistle for the day.....
Here's a funny/strange thing.
I've had a text from the Spire (private hospital) to attend an appointment.
I knew nothing about it so phoned them. After some checking they told it was to check a lump on my right side.
I told them 'wrong person' but they had all my details plus Doctors referral from JUNE !!
Phoned the Doc who looked into it.
It goes back to me showing a wart type thing on my thighs to the pharmacist.....thinking he might sell me something.
He said he didnt want to diagnose it and I guess must have asked my details.
He then, apparently contacted my Doctor who contacted the Spire.

It might have been nice if someone had told me what's going on.
Anyway my appointment is January 😱

 

[Drago]

Ife had poor experiences with Spire.