The Retirement Thread

[ebikeerwidnes]

ANyway - back to today

I seem to have been ignoring you lot
didn;t mean to - I was reading but kept getting distracted by other thread

anyway - decided it was far past time for a ride
been too busy cleaning the gutters with the power washer
then cleaning up the massive mess that created

anyway - got the bike out
front tyre as flat as a flat thing

OK - fix tyre
found a hole OK
tracked it to the tube and stuck a self adhesive patch on
left it for a while - all OK
but it all back together and

loud hissing from a totally different point

went to put spare tube in and - it is Presta
I never want Presta - I know the reasons etc but I just stick to the other

anyway - why a new hole big enough to hiss in a totally different place

Oh - and the hol in the tyre was one of those were the stone/knife/whatever just poked a hole - noting inside

anyway - ride changed to somewhat later walk to the LBS and he can fix it

bike needs a looking at anyway - and ebike gubbins needs updating or whatever

 

[Dave7]

A snooze has been snoozed and now I'm chomping on double fried egg on toast.
Might go for a stroll shortly.

 

[Dave7]

I need advice..... can any of you wealthy lot help.
I was thinking of investing a couple of £Mil in crypto currency but this mega £BILLION theft has made me reconsider.
What do you think ??

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I need advice..... can any of you wealthy lot help.
I was thinking of investing a couple of £Mil in crypto currency but this mega £BILLION theft has made me reconsider.
What do you think ??

I know of a very trustworthy and honest bloke who can help

He also know some legal loopholes that get around the tax
you don;t want to pay loads of tax do you!!
well - this is the bloke to help

It is all above board

he just uses the back room of the local pub as a meeting room to keep the costs down
just walk past the "Topless Barmaids" sign outside and the ask the lady behind that bar for "Little Bob"

He'll sort you out

I checked and he has never ever worked with any politicians - so I reckon he ain;t a wrong'un

Just drop me a note (or several - of decent denominations) and I will take you down there
BTW - people there might refer to me as Big Jonny - it's just to keep my followers off the scent - don;t worry about it

Hope this helps

 

[PeteXXX]

Snooze snoozed 🥱💤

 

[Dave7]

I know of a very trustworthy and honest bloke who can help

He also know some legal loopholes that get around the tax
you don;t want to pay loads of tax do you!!
well - this is the bloke to help

It is all above board

he just uses the back room of the local pub as a meeting room to keep the costs down
just walk past the "Topless Barmaids" sign outside and the ask the lady behind that bar for "Little Bob"

He'll sort you out

I checked and he has never ever worked with any politicians - so I reckon he ain;t a wrong'un

Just drop me a note (or several - of decent denominations) and I will take you down there
BTW - people there might refer to me as Big Jonny - it's just to keep my followers off the scent - don;t worry about it

Hope this helps

I have been to the place you recommended for which I thank you.
However, I got as far as the topless bar then for some reason forgot what the other instruction were. However I passed a pleasant couple of hours there and have become best bosom friends with one of the barmaids.