The roads aren't safe with cocks like this on them...

[lozcs]

 

[palinurus]

Damn, you ride fast.

I think you just scalped me by video.

 

[Sore Thumb]

And there's me thinking it was going to be a link to a Addison Lee taxi video........

 

[dawesome]

Cock.

 

[rusky]

That is indeed a cock of the first order. I think he was playing chicken.

IGMC

 

[NormanD]

did you understand any of the abusive word it threw at you as you passed?

 

[tiswas-steve]

Thats the first video ive ever seen with a large cock in it that didnt have sub-titles.

 

[Arjimlad]

Did you find out why he was crossing the road ?

 

[lozcs]

*not me

 

[PK99]

Clearly the poor bird has an identity crisis - he was playing chicken

 

[snorri]

No hi-viz, no lights, but at least his audible warning was functioning.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

I wonder what it's poultry excuse for being in the middle of the road was, should be up in front of a beak for that behaviour.
I hope you flipped it the bird on passing!

 

[BrumJim]

You got that all wrong.

Approaching a blind bend at speed, you kept on peddling into danger, rather than anticipating it.

Next time, when you are approaching a similar bend that might hide a similar obstruction, remember to feather the brakes a little, comb the road and verges for potential danger, and hen if there is a problem, you can wing it without being accused of fowl play.

(try yelling "Tikka Massala" at it to get it to shift?)

 

[snorri]

Approaching a blind bend at speed, you kept on peddling into danger, rather than anticipating it.

No no, even if he was approaching the cockerel, he was accelerating out of danger, or at least thats what drivers of sooped up fiestas tell us they can do in complete safety.

 

[simon.r]

It must have been the chicken's day off.