The Spoof Headlines thread

[Fnaar]

'Condom truck tips, spills load'

Kleenex lorry sent to help clear up

 

[Landslide]

One of our local ones was "Hamster dumped by roadside" (so not a spoof at all)

*Sniff*
"I'm sorry Errol, it's not you it's me..."

 

[John the Monkey]

Council Forced to Apologise For Useful Cycle Lane - Plants tree in middle, showers broken glass over it to achieve national standards.

 

[sheddy]

Fred Goodwin to star in The Wicker Man remake

 

[PaulB]

Man fined for speeding in stationary lorry.

 

[Wheezy Rider]

"Ref's boobs K.O. Airdrie." Seen in the pink evening times after some dubious decisions by the presiding official resulted in Airdrie FC losing a cup decider.

 

[montage]

Woman with the Cunning Stunt meets a sticky end

 

[killiekosmos]

When Michael Foot wanted a job in Nato we had "Foot heads arms body"

During WWI "French push bottles up 10000 Germans"

and WW2 "General McArthur flies back to front"

and the one you won't see "Scots support GB Olympic football team"

 

[sheddy]

Travel News -
Economy 7 Night Rate Airlines fail to switch.

 

[snorri]

'Thread runs for five years on popular cycle forum'

oh wait, that one is true

 

[ColinJ]

"Economic Crisis" just an elaborate hoax, say world's bankers.

Those 5 years passed quickly, and the bankers are still laughing!

 

[TheDoctor]

"Tread not demised, merely resting" admitted Moderators.

 

[Speicher]

London Cable Car is suspended.

 

[Archie_tect]

Edinburgh Tram on Princes Street now One-Stop Shop.

 

[Archie_tect]

Elvis opens second chip shop.