The Street Is Crawling With Jehovah's Witnesses

[screenman]

I had an operation on my knee and was on crutches,an knock on the door and i hobbled to the top of the stairs.I shouted the door is open and when there was no reply i tried to go down the stair on crutches. fell broke my wrist and burst the stitches on my knee.I hate JW's

Did they help you?

 

[stephec]

Did they help you?

The Lord helps those who help themselves.

 

[arch684]

Did they help you?

No i think my cursing scared them off

 

[slowmotion]

That sounds like an impressive example of multi-tasking.

No, they just have automated technology.

 

[Gravity Aided]

My dad used to talk with the Mormons, and I think we converted a few to Socialism. Now, when they come around, I just explain that we are High Church Episcopalians. They don't have a blessed answer for that, and just move on, as do JWs. It used to be quite convenient when I went to uni. In the south, JWs have a costume, or did 30 years ago. They all wore blue suits, a white shirt, fedora hats, and no ties. So you knew they were coming. GFGA was German, and would not converse with them in English.

 

[PaulB]

I'm in the Jehovah's Witness Protection programme, me.

 

[cyberknight]

That sounds like an impressive example of multi-tasking.

There's no such thing as multitasking'just doing many things badly
I always find answering the door toJW with a bloody meat cleaver shouting fresh meat works

 

[SpokeyDokey]

[QUOTE 3844006, member: 259"]I have friends who are non-believers, agnostic, jewish., Christian, Moslem, Buddhist, Zoroastrian, Sikh, Hindu, and one pagan feminist. But I don't even remotely know anyone who's a Jehovah's witness. Why is that? [/QUOTE]

Are you a loony magnet?

 

[mrandmrspoves]

Best approach is to ask them if they're the ones that dance naked on the local common.....when they say no, you reply with "oh that's a shame - I'm not interested then!"
I guarantee this will clear your doorstep quickly.

 

[Bianchi boy]

I had an operation on my knee and was on crutches,an knock on the door and i hobbled to the top of the stairs.I shouted the door is open and when there was no reply i tried to go down the stair on crutches. fell broke my wrist and burst the stitches on my knee.I hate JW's

If it was the bloke from the lottery, would you hate them too?

 

[arch684]

If it was the bloke from the lottery, would you hate them too?

Yes but i would hate them from my villa in Spain

 

[gavroche]

I just ask them if they have heard of Charles Darwins and the Theory of Evolution.

 

[Jody]

My mum put a blood donor card on the glass in the front door. Never had another JW knock again.

 

[captain nemo1701]

I have a Kingdom Hall of JW about 100m up the street. They've never called in the six years I've been here partly because I think they don't want tp p*** off their neighbours. Incidentally, if you wnat to argue with religous types (it puts them off) look at some of the videos on Youtube featuring physicists Neil de Grasse Tyson & Laurence Krauss. Interestring videos, powerful counter-arguments to religion based on rationale & empirical information.

 

[rich p]

I just ask them if they have heard of Charles Darwins and the Theory of Evolution.

Who?