The Sun Newspaper

[Brains]

The Sun Newspaper

The current bun.

I did buy the sun newspaper once. After I bought it I brought a bestiality porno mag too and put the sun inside that so people who saw me would not judge me too much.

What do you think about people who read the Sun?

FTFY

 

[Pale Rider]

FTFY

The correct spelling of currant would have fixed it better.

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/currant_bun_1_2

 

[Lullabelle]

One of the engineers at work buys it everyday, he gives the holiday vouchers to our colleague, they are for the family holiday every year, a caravan holiday in this country, kids are young enough to still enjoy the beach.

 

[Lance Jack]

Last time I bought it was to pack my soaking wet boots to dry them out. I have to say, it is an excellent paper for drying boots out.

 

[EltonFrog]

One of my jobs involving newspaper retailing I can tell you all sorts of people buy the Sun, and the Mail too.

Newspaper Retailing?

You were a paper boy, admit it.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Newspaper Retailing?

You were a paper boy, admit it.

Many years ago, I'm now in charge of the little sods four mornings a week.

 

[ColinJ]

What do you think about people who read the Sun?

Well, er ...

 

[ayceejay]

The page 3 thing is sure to come up (!) sooner or later so here's sooner:
I heard this suggestion recently, a lot of women feel unappreciated (shall we say) because of the large breasted young girls caught by the photographer unawares and there should be a change in who appears on that infamous page. The suggestion was that it should be like jury service and if your name gets called then off you go to the Sun for your picture. Personally I think the variety would scare young children but they shouldn't be looking anyway.

 

[Grendel]

Last time I bought it was to pack my soaking wet boots to dry them out. I have to say, it is an excellent paper for drying boots out.

Apart from my local rag I don't really buy a newspaper anymore, apart from in the winter when I need something to dry out my boots.

I'd say that if the Sun was the gutter press, the Daily mail is certainly down in the actual sewer.

 

[Milzy]

[QUOTE 3202817, member: 76"]@Milzy cn you clarify for us which are acceptable papers for people to read?[/QUOTE]

The Daily Mail
The Daily Mirror
Metro
The Daily Telegraph
The Times
Daily Star
Daily Express
The Guardian
The Independent
Wakefield Express
Yorkshire Evening post
Dewsbury Reporter
Barnsley Chronicle



Sunday newspapers

News of the World
The Mail on Sunday
Sunday Mirror
The Sunday Times
Sunday Express
The Sunday Telegraph
The People
The Observer
Sunday Mail
Daily Star Sunday

 

[mrandmrspoves]

Was leaving the Daily Mail in the list a deliberate mistake?

 

[tyred]

It is beyond me why anyone buys newspapers nowadays anyway - you can get all the news you could ever want - on the TV, the radio, the net...

 

[Over The Hill]

It is beyond me why anyone buys newspapers nowadays anyway - you can get all the news you could ever want - on the TV, the radio, the net...

And get it today - not have to wait until tomorrow!

 

[Donger]

Enough! There should be no stigma attached to not being able to afford Andrex.

 

[mrandmrspoves]

Enough! There should be no stigma attached to not being able to afford Andrex.

Agreed but using the Sun to wipe your bum is almost as useless as trying to use that Izal paper that people used to use
...why would you use something that's non stick, or in the case of the Sun so full of **it that it couldn't possibly absorb any more?