The Supermarket Game

[TVC]

You are at the supermarket, you can only buy two things

Which two things do you buy to freak out the cashier?



Note:
1. ???? and lube is a little obvious
2. Someone strap down Fnaar.

 

[jayonabike]

A large knife and a children's comic

 

[Fnaar]

A pair of lady's undercrackers and a huge cucumber

 

[Fnaar]

A bra and some chicken fillets

 

[TVC]

Lime and a spade

 

[green1]

A baster and some anti fungal cream.

 

[accountantpete]

1 Litre bottle of Prune juice and a large packet of Senokot tablets.

 

[zimzum42]

A bag of Werther's Originals and a large net

 

[EltonFrog]

A Barbie doll and a pot of KY jelly.

 

[postman]

A bottle of whisky and a large box of paracetamol.

 

[Dayvo]

Tomato ketchup and sanitary towels: good for playing war games (like M*A*S*H*, for example) with!

Or so I've heard.

 

[Markymark]

Fish and a bottle of red wine

 

[Fnaar]

A large ring doughnut and some condoms

 

[hopless500]

A baster and some anti fungal cream.

 

[hopless500]

a toy sheep and some wellies