The Supermarket Game

[WorcesteRob]

A drain pipe and gerbil....

 

[ufkacbln]

Lime and a spade

Would lemon do instead?

I must stress that my experience is academic, and obtained from literature....

But I believe that lime is used when you are disposing of the body, and lemon when you have culinary aspirations for the body

 

[ufkacbln]

Porn Mag & Tissues

(All this does is make the cashier have a jolly good chuckle and it is very common too)

Slightly OT

A few years ago we used to shop in a large supermarket ....


Part of the fun was adding things to abandoned trolleys

The person who abandons a trolley in the middle of the aisle deserves several packs of condoms and a large pot of vaseline hidden at the bottom

 

[TheDoctor]

Hannah Montana DVD and a pack of Kleenex.
Actually, I feel somewhat disgusted at simply typing that out...

Bunch of red roses and a riding crop. Both sold in Tescos. Allegedly.

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Max strength Senokots (box of 48) and one of those mattress sized sacks of bog roll

 

[ThinAir]

Laxatives and diarreah relief...

 

[ComedyPilot]

A box of Bran Flakes and a toilet brush

 

[ComedyPilot]

Condoms and a magnifying glass

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dress up as a weasel and buy half a pound of tuppenny rice and half a pound of treacle.

 

[postman]

A drain pipe and gerbil....

And a Pet Shop Boys cd.

 

[Fnaar]

And a Pet Shop Boys cd.

This is the two items or less fewer till

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

An aerosol and a blowtorch

 

[classic33]

Lighter & aerosol.

 

[Archie_tect]

A large inflatable swimming ring and a tube of 'Preparation H'...

 

[PeteXXX]

Preparation H and a 'Johnny Cash ~ Burning ring of fire' CD