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hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
- Location
- Kirton, Devon.
Mundaners will already know (if they're up to speed) that we spent Saturday night in our new (to us) motorhome Beryl down by Walmer beach. A fairly quiet-ish spot with nice posh houses to our right and a short green apron before the pebbles of the beach and the sea beyond. The road is too narrow to park on initially but then widens-out to allow the extra width of the MH to park and allow a clear single lane and a bit for passing travel. As we approached we could see 3 other MH in the distance and a Caravan parked-up. There may have been a spot for us to slot in but for simplicity we simply parked at the end of the parked vehicles. Sorted the services, got the oven on, unleashed the cat and prepared for a chilled evening.
It was all a bit last minute, but once sorted we were cosy.
And pretty chilled it was too. some cars coming and going, parking behind etc. No big deal. We bedded down and slept badly for a while.... no real idea why, we just did. The cat was faffing and we just didn't get comfortable or the temperature right or whatever. As the small hours approached the speed of cars passing increased incredibly scaring the bejusus out of us on occasion and causing the wagon to shake in the passing draught. But we dozed eventually.
Now for reasons best known to MH constructors the heating boiler and pump are situated below the bed . However, the noise is pretty slight and not really disturbing, a gentle reassuring hum. But at around 2am it seemed pretty loud, in fact very loud and we awoke to the sound of a car parked right-up our chuff with the motor running. At first we thought somebody being dropped home, or a Taxi awaiting its fare, but it went on and on. Maybe an ambulance or the Police, nobody would be so inconsiderate to park-up on a quiet street with the engine chugging away for no reason, well except warmth but it was quite a warm rainy night.
After about 20 mins I resolved to do something but wasn't sure quite what. We had left the machete and baseball bat behind in our haste so it had to be something more cunning. So slowly I opened the side window and carefully peered out to see a silver sporty coupe boy-racer thing. I took care to make sure there was no passenger to see me, and I couldn't see one, so I inched further out of the window and saw the with a flash of an all-white body leaning over the driver....
After a few seconds I cottoned-on to some serious petting going-on. I asked @Hill Wimp to hold my ankles so I could get a better look but she refused. The lass was naked as far as I could see and clearly in the rude mood. No wonder they needed to keep the engine on in case she froze to death (and frankly goose-bumps are not always the most sensuous feature). What to do? The Law was semi-comatose next to me and I frankly didn't fancy stepping out into the rain to ask politely if they would mind stopping the engine or moving-on? I had that cunning plan....
I crept slowly forward to the cab, grabbing the keys en-route and slipping them into the ignition. Now the MH has 2 rear facing cameras in place of a rear-view mirror - Bingo! I got comfortable, fingers poised at the controls and then hit the ignition, the lights, the hazard warning lights and the coup-de-grace, depressed the clutch and engaged reverse.... this does 2 things, bright white light into their car and activates the reversing cameras
After a short frenzied kerfuffle they zoomed-off into the darkness.... we p155ed ourselves laughing so much we got-up and made a cuppa to celebrate.
It was all a bit last minute, but once sorted we were cosy.
And pretty chilled it was too. some cars coming and going, parking behind etc. No big deal. We bedded down and slept badly for a while.... no real idea why, we just did. The cat was faffing and we just didn't get comfortable or the temperature right or whatever. As the small hours approached the speed of cars passing increased incredibly scaring the bejusus out of us on occasion and causing the wagon to shake in the passing draught. But we dozed eventually.
Now for reasons best known to MH constructors the heating boiler and pump are situated below the bed . However, the noise is pretty slight and not really disturbing, a gentle reassuring hum. But at around 2am it seemed pretty loud, in fact very loud and we awoke to the sound of a car parked right-up our chuff with the motor running. At first we thought somebody being dropped home, or a Taxi awaiting its fare, but it went on and on. Maybe an ambulance or the Police, nobody would be so inconsiderate to park-up on a quiet street with the engine chugging away for no reason, well except warmth but it was quite a warm rainy night.
After about 20 mins I resolved to do something but wasn't sure quite what. We had left the machete and baseball bat behind in our haste so it had to be something more cunning. So slowly I opened the side window and carefully peered out to see a silver sporty coupe boy-racer thing. I took care to make sure there was no passenger to see me, and I couldn't see one, so I inched further out of the window and saw the with a flash of an all-white body leaning over the driver....
After a few seconds I cottoned-on to some serious petting going-on. I asked @Hill Wimp to hold my ankles so I could get a better look but she refused. The lass was naked as far as I could see and clearly in the rude mood. No wonder they needed to keep the engine on in case she froze to death (and frankly goose-bumps are not always the most sensuous feature). What to do? The Law was semi-comatose next to me and I frankly didn't fancy stepping out into the rain to ask politely if they would mind stopping the engine or moving-on? I had that cunning plan....
I crept slowly forward to the cab, grabbing the keys en-route and slipping them into the ignition. Now the MH has 2 rear facing cameras in place of a rear-view mirror - Bingo! I got comfortable, fingers poised at the controls and then hit the ignition, the lights, the hazard warning lights and the coup-de-grace, depressed the clutch and engaged reverse.... this does 2 things, bright white light into their car and activates the reversing cameras
After a short frenzied kerfuffle they zoomed-off into the darkness.... we p155ed ourselves laughing so much we got-up and made a cuppa to celebrate.
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