The things one can find...

[cookiemonster]

Have you moved in to a new let.Sounds like the cleaners at everyone of my kids lets during Uni.And still the bar stewards at the agency's wanted payment for cleaning doing.

No. Had to move things around as I’m getting new air con units fitted. The old ones are just knackered.

 

[cookiemonster]

it would have been fine

Under a sofa during a hot Hong Kong summer?

 

[cookiemonster]

She must be one of those health nuts.

We get a new sofa on Friday (All singing and dancing electric recliner, don't cha know). It must be about five years since we pulled the current one out to hoover underneath, it should be a real treasure trove. I'm hoping to find a feat of biscuits, crisps and peanuts to enjoy.

She!?

Not the last time I looked, which was about 2 mins ago.

 

[Mike Ayling]

What a waste of a Kit Kat, I'd have eaten it.

Me too.

 

[biggs682]

Under a sofa during a hot Hong Kong summer?

It would have been fine

 

[fossyant]

Have you found our TV remote, ours has vanished !

 

[cookiemonster]

Have you found our TV remote, ours has vanished !

I'll have another look.

 

[icowden]

An unopened dark chocolate Kit Kat (three months out of date)

It wasn't out of date. We need to stop this nonsense. It was just past the time that the manufacturer thought it would be at its best. At worst it would be not quite as nice as it should have been.

If it was a carton of milk, then it would be "out of date".

 

[icowden]

Under a sofa during a hot Hong Kong summer?

Yep. Might have been a bit melty and the crunchy bits might have gone soft, but it is unlikely to have given you indigestion.

 

[captain nemo1701]

If wrapper were intact, it'd be fine to eat.

In my former job, we were given a tin of Quality Street at Xmas. I ate mine several months after the sell-by date. I'm still here.

 

[captain nemo1701]

I move the corner sofa every few months to hoover under & behind it. Usually only an ocean of fluff, maybe 2p and a biro if I'm lucky

 

[Smokin Joe]

In my former job, we were given a tin of Quality Street at Xmas. I ate mine several months after the sell-by date. I'm still here.

You mad bastard!