But the traditional thread title goes back many years, long before the new lot turned up with their tight jeans and slicked back hair.
I can tell you for certain that I do not have slicked back hair because I am Baldilocks (and the 3 girls). I also do not have tight jeans. Although, the lovely coconut flavoured Black and White hair wax I couldn't part with, so my baldy coup has a very slick look. This makes for fantastic waterproofing. Tight Jean works at the Co-op* and she's so tight, she squeaks when she walks and I do not want to be mistaken for her #freethegonadsfromcompressionsociety.
My tea leaves have been telling me for years that we are going to get mixed weather. We always get 'mixed weather'. I don't need no sophisticated compooter program forecast thingy to tell me that.
*This is a reference to financial management in the true Scottish way - i.e 'ticht'.(before anyone starts jumping up and down a bit and chucking ethics at me).