The Traditional CycleChat Murder Deathkill Slaughter Carnage Annihilation Insanity Obliteration Winter 2025-26 Weather Thread.

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Drago]

Lots of talk about this cold spot in the north Atlantic and how the only model that predicts it is an AMOC going AWOL. Allegedly.

Better get some extra thick Y fronts for the coming winter.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Better get some extra thick Y fronts for the coming winter.

The answer

https://www.needlesports.com/Catalo...texPile-Systems-Buffalo/BUF-SUPBLA-BUF-SUPBLA

 

[fossyant]

I could do with a warm winter. Could do without another broken pelvis.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I could do with a warm winter. Could do without another broken pelvis.

Were you gyrating to a Pelvis number at the time?

 

[Drago]

Could do without another broken pelvis.

You have two pelvises?

 

[dicko]

I may buy a yellow cycle cape and so’wester to match like the good ol days.

 

[Pinno718]

But the traditional thread title goes back many years, long before the new lot turned up with their tight jeans and slicked back hair.

I can tell you for certain that I do not have slicked back hair because I am Baldilocks (and the 3 girls). I also do not have tight jeans. Although, the lovely coconut flavoured Black and White hair wax I couldn't part with, so my baldy coup has a very slick look. This makes for fantastic waterproofing. Tight Jean works at the Co-op* and she's so tight, she squeaks when she walks and I do not want to be mistaken for her #freethegonadsfromcompressionsociety.

My tea leaves have been telling me for years that we are going to get mixed weather. We always get 'mixed weather'. I don't need no sophisticated compooter program forecast thingy to tell me that.

*This is a reference to financial management in the true Scottish way - i.e 'ticht'.(before anyone starts jumping up and down a bit and chucking ethics at me).

 

[Pinno718]

I may buy a yellow cycle cape and so’wester to match like the good ol days.

The rain is quite mild for the time of year, so I took one of my sou'wester's off.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Is that snow clouds on the horizon?

 

[Dogtrousers]

I am keeping my eyes peeled for the first snow-bomb clickbait headline of the year.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The snow alert is coming

 

[Pinno718]

Does that app give out early meteor warnings?

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[VinSumRox]

I have had rain exhaustion before