The TV cucumber game

[Drago]

The game is simple. Take a tv programme, change one word to create a totally new programme. For example, Line of Duty could become Line of Cocaine, a documentary in which we wastch a volunteer snort a line of coke.

I'll start...

Temptation Island becomes...Temptation Buffet. A load of fat people are starved all morning them locked ina room with a buffet to see who can resist the longest.

 

[sleuthey]

Coronation Enders

a program where the public can vote for the UKs worst soap opera to put and end to it.

 

[Drago]

Who Wants to be a Millionaire becomes...

Who Wants to be a Billionaire. Phone a Friend is replaced with Ask Google for 1 million quid, and for 1 billion they get to browse for the answer in the Factoid thread.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Mastermind becomes Masterb...

Actually, on second thoughts, I think I'm not really suited to this thread.

 

[Salad Dodger]

The Voice becomes......
The Backstory (where a group of unknowns compete to provide the saddest, most emotional load of personal tosh packaged into a 2 minute film. Nonentity judges choose the winner, disregarding the public phone in vote. The winner gets to sing a song on TV).

 

[Donger]

"Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" becomes "Who wants to be a Milliner?"

Contestants vie with each other to secure a hat-making apprenticeship.

 

[PeteXXX]

Line of cocaine

 

[Drago]

Meet the Ancestors becomes...

Meet the Amin. Each week a guest is dressed up as an Israeli commando and left bound and gagged at Entebbe Airport for a chat with the big man.

 

[Salad Dodger]

Whose bike is it anyway
Where a film crew visits large towns and attempts to trace the owners of knackered bike frames which have been left chained up for many years.

 

[Salad Dodger]

Eurofile
Where a load of waxed cotton wearing farming types go wild swimming whilst telling us how things will never again be as good as they were up until last December.
A charity calendar will be advertised every week while stocks last.

 

[Salad Dodger]

Strictly only dancing
Where a load of people that you have never heard of, or that you thought were probably already dead, or whose careers were certainly already dead, are paired up to dance smoochily with very fit young dance partners, whilst not ending up on the front of the Sunday Scandal for having been illicitly caught putting in extra hours of practice in a Premier Inn....

 

[Drago]

Dancing on Thin Ice.

Fat Z list celebrities have to fill their pockets with bricks and skate on very thin ice over a pool of piranhas. The Gemma Collins episode is expected to attract record viewing figures.

 

[Salad Dodger]

Patch of the day

Gary Lineker mends an inner tube with analysis and slow motion action replays presented by Alan Shearer

 

[HMS_Dave]

Love Island (I don't watch it)

Git Island. You're pitted against people you hate on a remote, freezing Island the North Atlantic. Winner is the last one alive.

 

[Bazzer]

East Enders becomes Career Enders.
Where formerly TV "faces" are transported from the East end of London, to a remote Yorkshire village, where they can sleep and fight with each other, with none of the locals giving a toss.