The University of the Blindingly Obvious

Melvil

Guest
After having watched BBC 'Breakfast' roll out yet another devastatingly self-evident news item, I took to pondering the creation of a faculty of learning for the subject.

My question is, if you joined this university, what would be your department and specialist subject?
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Family Sudies: and my project would be "Do fat stupid rude parents tend to have fat stupid rude children?"

I might have to PC the language up a bit...:rolleyes:

Something like "Is there a causal link between BMI and social skills in parents and those of consequent generations?"
 
Majoring in 'Poor taste: How to push the envelope a bit too far.'

Minoring in: 'Fat people: Waste of space or important for comic value?'
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Mine would be: Workmen and pirate DVDs; why do they insist on telling me they can get me any film I want when all I want is for them to sort out the bl00dy electrics?
 

Blonde

New Member
Location
Bury, Lancashire
Fnaar said:
Mine would be: Workmen and pirate DVDs; why do they insist on telling me they can get me any film I want when all I want is for them to sort out the bl00dy electrics?
Medicine or perhaps vetinary science: How many cups of tea will workmen rats drink if left to their own devices....
 

Christopher

Über Member
'Chair of Screwing the System for the Earliest Possible Retirement Date' - might need to work on the title though,

oh and Lecturer in Generic UK Weather Forecasting: 'today will be slightly colder than average with cloud and the possibility of rain'
 
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Melvil

Guest
Frustruck said:
'Chair of Screwing the System for the Earliest Possible Retirement Date' - might need to work on the title though,

oh and Lecturer in Generic UK Weather Forecasting: 'today will be slightly colder than average with cloud and the possibility of rain'
Damn you're so right about the weather!:

"Today brings a good chance of wind, rain, cloud and sunny spells with no rain and cloud or a mixture of the above. Temperatures may vary. Generally it will be colder up north although this is not always the case."
 
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