The University of the Blindingly Obvious

[Melvil]

After having watched BBC 'Breakfast' roll out yet another devastatingly self-evident news item, I took to pondering the creation of a faculty of learning for the subject.

My question is, if you joined this university, what would be your department and specialist subject?

 

[Arch]

Family Sudies: and my project would be "Do fat stupid rude parents tend to have fat stupid rude children?"

I might have to PC the language up a bit...

Something like "Is there a causal link between BMI and social skills in parents and those of consequent generations?"

 

[Kirstie]

Senior Lecturer in Speculation Science

...well this might happen....or maybe that...or maybe the other...but we don't really know....well it is possible, in theory...hmmm...

 

[alecstilleyedye]

sports science: specialist subject, penalties and how to take them if you're english

 

[trustysteed]

Majoring in 'Poor taste: How to push the envelope a bit too far.'

Minoring in: 'Fat people: Waste of space or important for comic value?'

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Retail Studies: What causes someone with a shopping trolley to lose all spatial awareness?

 

[ajevans]

Consumerism: Do w@nkers buy BMWs & SUVs, or does buying a BMW or SUV turn them into w@nkers?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

sports science: do champion cyclists need to get out on the road and practice occasionally (bbc funding available)

 

[Fnaar]

Mine would be: Workmen and pirate DVDs; why do they insist on telling me they can get me any film I want when all I want is for them to sort out the bl00dy electrics?

 

[Blonde]

Design and Marketing: Can a turd in a box become an appealing foodstuff once a Macdonalds logo is applied to the box?

 

[Blonde]

Mine would be: Workmen and pirate DVDs; why do they insist on telling me they can get me any film I want when all I want is for them to sort out the bl00dy electrics?

Medicine or perhaps vetinary science: How many cups of tea will workmen rats drink if left to their own devices....

 

[trustysteed]

Carbon Refining: Can you really polish a turd?

 

[Christopher]

'Chair of Screwing the System for the Earliest Possible Retirement Date' - might need to work on the title though,

oh and Lecturer in Generic UK Weather Forecasting: 'today will be slightly colder than average with cloud and the possibility of rain'

 

[Melvil]

'Chair of Screwing the System for the Earliest Possible Retirement Date' - might need to work on the title though,

oh and Lecturer in Generic UK Weather Forecasting: 'today will be slightly colder than average with cloud and the possibility of rain'

Damn you're so right about the weather!:

"Today brings a good chance of wind, rain, cloud and sunny spells with no rain and cloud or a mixture of the above. Temperatures may vary. Generally it will be colder up north although this is not always the case."

 

[Kirstie]

Would that be in the dept of imprecise science, where I have my job as an SL in speculative science? We should collaborate!!