The What's Annoyed You Today Thread

[iandg]

Approaching the end of a cycling specific single track, a guy watching me from the main path waits until I'm about 25m from the end then steps onto the track and starts to walk up it towards me, not stepping out of my way and forcing me to brake and move off the track to pass him.

 

[RichardB]

When asked by the boss "why are you late" I told him the truth......................................He didn't half look jealous.

Why does this stuff never happen to me?

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Why does this stuff never happen to me?

Well, first of all you need to get a long coat...

 

[RichardB]

Well, first of all you need to get a long coat...

You're suggesting that I have the other items already? *blushes*

 

[PeteXXX]

Where's the bit of greaseproof paper gone to stop the lid getting buttered up!!?

Happened a while ago but it still annoys me 👺

 

[Ming the Merciless]

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Where's the bit of greaseproof paper gone to stop the lid getting buttered up!!?

Happened a while ago but it still annoys me 👺

You want Bertolli. They still have the greasproof

 

[PeteXXX]

You want Bertolli. They still have the greasproof

I don't think I like Bertolli.. 🤷‍♂️

 

[All uphill]

Everything is annoying me today.

Do you have those days?

 

[postman]

This cannot be right,Post before was 25th April 2016 It is now August 2026 over ten years ago.

 

[Milzy]

Needing a second poop an hour after the first morning one. Maybe because of consuming eggs.

 

[Homers Double]

Sales calls, their latest tactic seems to be opening the conversation with "hiya are you alright?"

 

[All uphill]

Sales calls, their latest tactic seems to be opening the conversation with "hiya are you alright?"

No I'm not, b*gger off, click

 

[All uphill]

Why do all couples under 50 have to have a child, a van and an untrained dog?

 

[Paulus]

Needing a second poop an hour after the first morning one. Maybe because of consuming eggs.

Only if you are eating the dodgy foreign ones.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Everything is annoying me today.

Do you have those days?

Days! Whole years here.