The Mighty Fine in Portsmouth was an interesting pub back in the 80s. They had a one-armed barmaid and a club-footed dwarf bouncer. The dwarf would sit on the barmaid's shoulders at closing time or during a ruckus and swing half a pool cue around his head to clear the crowds. At other times he would go around stamping on the toes of anyone misbehaving with his club foot. The landlord was a transvestite who would loudly proclaim his ability to "F*** or fight" anyone in the pub. All the furniture was bolted to the floor. Had some great nights there.
I got barred from there!!!!!!!