the xmas issue - a must buy for women!

Ooh, you brave, brave man!

 

Is the girl on the cover supposed to be alluring or scary ?

 

Looks scary to me. Couldn't they find someone a bit more alluring, nay, coquettish?

 

The message is in the text rather than the pic, click on the bar to read the text.

 

Isla St. Clair?

 

Better. But I know she's all old and wrinkly now. Also needs be giving you the come on, but only slightly.

 

Jade?

 

Stop it , you're scaring me. Plus I have no links to the Saudi royal family.

I was thinking more along the lines of Helen Baxendale.

 

Hmmm!

 

I think the Yule log has more intelligence.