So I said..."you know...if we ever do manage to get a bigger house, I'll have to buy lots of bikes to fill the place up with"
Then she said..."do what you farking like...the less time I have to spend with you, the better..."
So I said: "You don't need a passport to go to Dublin so we can go during the Easter holidays"
She said: "I'd much rather you go cycle camping - I don't fancy Dublin at the moment"
So I said: "I might be gone for eight days if I go cycle camping"
She said "That's fine by me"
So that's The Reiver's Cycle route and the C2C to look forward to in a weeks time if I can be bothered.