There was a....

[Archie_tect]

A young man from Woking was pleased

 

[Fnaar]

to have his seat post lightly greased

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Until, riding downhill

 

[Archie_tect]

Gave him such a thrill,

 

[Dayvo]

'But I've got to get back up it,' he wheezed.

 

[XmisterIS]

He tried viagra,

 

[Fnaar]

and flowed like Niagara

 

[TVC]

, he covered his bunk

 

[smokeysmoo]

in degreasing gunk

 

[TVC]

then complained about the miasma

 

[TVC]

There was an old man called Dayvo

 

[Fnaar]

who found that nothing rhymed with his name

 

[Mac66]

But being sooooooo vain

 

[Dayvo]

and a right bloody pain

 

[Fnaar]

he gave-o his slave-o a wave-o