There was a....

[Ste T.]

There was a young man from Darjeeling
who had a peculiar feeling
he lay on his back
tugged on his sack
and piddled all over the ceiling.

 

[Ste T.]

Oh I see. Your'e supposed to...Doh!

Ok here we go...



There was a young man from Nantucket..

 

[Paulus]

Who had a hole in his bucket

 

[Fnaar]

He packed it with straw

 

[Paulus]

but could do no more

 

[Fnaar]

so he threw it away and said "f*&kit"

 

[Archie_tect]

There was a young lad from Dundee,

 

[Fnaar]

Who got stung on the nose by a wasp

 

[Deleted member 1258]

There was a young man from Darjeeling
who had a peculiar feeling
he lay on his back
tugged on his sack
and piddled all over the ceiling.

Thats not the version I heard But very good

 

[Deleted member 1258]

There was a young woman from Leeds

 

[slowmotion]

who desperately wanted some seeds

 

[Fnaar]

She got offered some pips

 

[Aperitif]

whilst eating her chips

 

[Fnaar]

But that wasn't her greatest of needs

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I'd like to go out on a punt