There was a....

[threebikesmcginty]

and if you saw his sausage

 

[Fnaar]

and fancied a cottage

 

[Archie_tect]

just ask for his brother- called Tarquin.

 

[XmisterIS]

There was a young girl from Hucking,

 

[Fnaar]

But her skills on the ball

 

[Archie_tect]

Were incredibly small

 

[Paladin - York]

So she's back at the farm pheasant plucking.

 

[Archie_tect]

A retired accountant called Peter

 

[Paladin - York]

Turned his hand to robbing the meter

 

[slowmotion]

Lacking electrical skills

 

[Fnaar]

But still seeking some thrills

 

[Archie_tect]

He's now Petra, come over and meet her!

 

[Archie_tect]

While out on a pootle, Young Mort

 

[Fnaar]

Wasn't going as fast as he thought

 

[threebikesmcginty]

His tyres were flat