There was a....

[Paladin - York]

Wished he'd take up some more macho sport.

 

[Cyclox]

There was a young lass from Kilkenny........

 

[Keith Oates]

Who got appreciative looks from many

 

[slowmotion]

it later transpired

 

[Fnaar]

that her morals were tired

 

[Archie_tect]

Since she'd jumped on the MP from Derry.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

There was a young maid from Kent

 

[Dayvo]

who said she wanted to ride a bent

 

[Fnaar]

She reclined in the seat...

 

[Archie_tect]

Feeling faint from the heat

 

[colly]

And cooled down by airing her vent.

 

[PaulB]

And taking a holiday in Ghent.

 

[Archie_tect]

An elegant cyclist named Jane

 

[colly]

Had a rich luxurious mane

 

[Archie_tect]

She brushed it each night