There was a....

[on the road]

he said to his wife

 

[Paladin - York]

At my time of life

 

[Paladin - York]

I'll sleep with my helmet on head.

 

[Archie_tect]

The restorative feature of tea

 

[Paulus]

Just fills my bladder with wee

 

[Davidc]

So to a tree Paulus runs

 

[colly]

exposing his buns

 

[Paladin - York]

Along with some tee-total nuns.

 

[Fnaar]

While the WI clap with glee.

 

[Davidc]

In London a cyclist called Boris

 

[Paladin - York]

Had two brothers called Horace & Maurice,

 

[colly]

A surname of Johnson

 

[Fnaar]

and Gloria Swanson

 

[XmisterIS]

Who lived in a tent in a forest.

 

[XmisterIS]

There was a buggerit! young man with stickitupyerarse! Tourettes,