there's a rat in the toilet

[Crankarm]

Seriously though that would be some determined rat to climb out the sewer, up a tall soil pipe, make a correct turn into the bog waste pipe then swim through the U bend, all while a deluge of water, logs, and bog roll might be coming down on them. As many have Nororvirus and the rest of us have filled our stomachs over the festive period then any rat undertaking such a mission has got to be seriously 'ard. Maybe he was a Desert Rat? Keeping your bog topped up with bleach might be a good idea.

To the OP. Does Nottingham have a rat problem?

 

[Noodley]

I wonder if there are qnylarge snakes in your system as well...it would sort out the rats and prove interesting viewing if sat looking down on them

 

[Aperitif]

I wonder if there are qnylarge snakes in your system as well...it would sort out the rats and prove interesting viewing if sat looking down on them

Sitting on the bog and casting asp ersions...typical Noodley. Nobber.

 

[biggs682]

once found a be headed rat under our bed ..... we can only presume our cat bought it in as a present for us !

 

[Rohloff_Brompton_Rider]

A brick on the toilet lid works just as well, a bit unsightly tho.

 

[jugglingphil]

Seriously though that would be some determined rat to climb out the sewer, up a tall soil pipe, make a correct turn into the bog waste pipe then swim through the U bend, all while a deluge of water, logs, and bog roll might be coming down on them. As many have Nororvirus and the rest of us have filled our stomachs over the festive period then any rat undertaking such a mission has got to be seriously 'ard. Maybe he was a Desert Rat? Keeping your bog topped up with bleach might be a good idea.

To the OP. Does Nottingham have a rat problem?

I live quite near the river and Colwick lakes were I've seen rats there while cycling lots of times.
Nottingham always being labelled with having various problems, we may as well add rats to the list

 

[Arsen Gere]

I live quite near the river and Colwick lakes were I've seen rats there while cycling lots of times.
Nottingham always being labelled with having various problems, we may as well add rats to the list

Could be water voles, look very similar.

 

[mr messy]

Had a number of toads coming into the bathroom and ending up in the toilet whilst they're looking for a nice shower.......

 

[Globalti]

My colleague in Lagos had TWO rats swimming around in his toilet bowl. Sadly I've deleted the picture he sent me.