Things are bad when......

[MrGrumpy]

nipped out to the shops on the bike, when a female scoots past on a red and white fixed, with bull horns, white tape and rims, looked the muts nuts but could not tell ya what she looked like at all

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

nipped out to the shops on the bike and when a female scoots past on a red and white fixed, with bull horns, white tape and rims, looked the muts nuts but could not tell ya what she looked like at all

Not even her bum!?

 

[The Brewer]

No wonder your Grumpy