Things only men do!!

[MrRidley]

Greedo rides a bike??? I've never read a thread from him about actual cycling

Does he even own a bike ?

 

[potsy]

Does he even own a bike ?

I suspect he just stumbled across this site by accident and didn't realise it was a cycle forum,probably wonders why there's so much random stuff about bikes

 

[Happiness Stan]

Howabout scratching your arse then sniffing your fingers?



Or is that just me?

 

[Haitch]

Back on topic:


Things that only men do.

Take a bottle of milk out of the fridge, smell it, realise it's gone off, put it back in the fridge.

 

[ianrauk]

it's a well known fact that men own the TV remote control

 

[ttcycle]

Barbeques

Don't be daft Maggot!!

 

[Greedo]

Does he even own a bike ?

I suspect he just stumbled across this site by accident and didn't realise it was a cycle forum,probably wonders why there's so much random stuff about bikes

Aye aye aye. Very good. You're both about 6 months late with this patter

 

[Greedo]

Howabout scratching your arse then sniffing your fingers?



Or is that just me?

 

[Speicher]

it's a well known fact that men own the TV remote control

Now there is a thought. Who can invent a remote control for the washing machine. Men would soon get the hang of it then.

 

[ianrauk]

or one for the Iron or one for dishwasher emptying

Now there is a thought. Who can invent a remote control for the washing machine. Men would soon get the hang of it then.

 

[XmisterIS]

Fart loudly in bed, then laugh about it.

 

[montage]

or one for the Iron or one for dishwasher emptying

is it not called a wife?

 

[rich p]

We're pretty ambidextrous here, so to speak, and the only different thing I could think of, is w*nking in the shower, but, then again, I do that too

 

[Dan B]

B
Take a bottle of milk out of the fridge, smell it, realise it's gone off, put it back in the fridge.

And what's wrong with that? You're not going to throw it in the bin where it'll warm up and smell bad all day, are you?

 

[buddha]

Take a bottle of milk out of the fridge, smell it, realise it's gone off, put it back in the fridge.

This is just an example of thrift. After a week the milk will have turned in to cheese