Things That Y Fronts, the Wonder Garment, Can Be Used For.

[Drago]

The scrapings can go atop a posh cappuccino.

If they get particularly moist they can be used to top up the creosote on a shed.

They can be placed over a steering wheel as a security measure.

And if theyre not too dirty after all that you can wear them.


So what clever ideas can you think of for Y fronts?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I have heard that a certain political party has been asking for your old ones to put on beaches to deter small boat crossings

 

[Drago]

I have heard that a certain political party has been asking for your old ones to put on beaches to deter small boat crossings

Indeed. Jack Kowalski loves them because the noxious element is fully biodegradable.

 

[Dave7]

A 2 week camping holiday for a medium sized family.
It would help if its in a field and surrounded by fresh cow pats.

 

[stephec]

With a couple of coat hangers you can make an emergency hang glider.

 

[classic33]

Dust Mask:
Pull the waistband over your nose and mouth. The double-layered pouch acts as a filtration barrier in emergencies.

 

[classic33]

Cradle heavy growing melons inside the pouch to prevent them from snapping the vine.

 

[Drago]

They can be riveted together and used tomre,felt a shed roof.

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Put a pair over your bicycle seat when you lock your bike up.
An extra, anti theft precaution.

 

[Drago]

They can be used to scrape ice from a car windscreen in frosty weather.

Rub them over,your spanners to keep rust at bay.

Trimmed to shape with tin snips they can make excellent replacement dustbin lids.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Make your own impression of the old Yorkshire TV 'Y' logo by simply bending over.


... What? 🤷‍♂️😆

 

[Drago]

They can be used as fertiliser. A pair of suitably worn in Y fronts can enrich the soil in a field of up to 50 acres.

 

[Jenkins]

Hanging flower basket liners. You'll never need to add plant food.

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Attach a pair to the bumper of the car of your enemy. When they drive off, the crackly pants will drag along the road leaving sparks.
The local plod will pull them over for driving a dangerous vehicle.

 

[Drago]

In the event one finds oneself unexpectedly imprisoned in a category A facility, a well seasoned pair of Y fronts will act as a chasity belt. As well as deterring unwanted advances they will act as a physically impenetrable barrier, thus allowing the wearer to remain virgo intacta.