postman
Squire
- Location
- Meanwoodshire.
After reading the gutter press newspapers,i must do three things.Firstly buy and stock up with bog rolls at least 500,plus tinned foods.then contact pals in Switzerland,Italian Alps and the Austrian Tyrol,to ask them how to deal with our impending doom known as the winter Vortex as predicted by the Gov,and how to advise friends in London how to deal with half an inch of snow.Finally and most important which i have being ignoring a selfie in a hotel or pub bog.It seems i have to stand sideways and pout in the s grubby mirror using my mobile phone camera.i have missed out on this most valuable media exposure,bye all just going to find a bog mirror.
